Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you can no longer see the present as everything you see happens in reverse going back further and further in time.

I wish Halloween was every month of the year.
 
Still big by spider standards.

I have CIP so I wouldn't feel the pain at all.

Granted but you can't decide the when or the target. You might see what happened on July 1303 in Constantinople, for example.

I wish everything that happens to me also happens to whoever corrupts this wish.

EDIT: got ninja'd by Saiya

Granted, enjoy the monthly trick of treaters either robbing you of all candy or egging your home.
 
Your wish is granted, absolutely nothing happens to both of us.

Sync said:
Granted. This is achieved by the lowering of your own intelligence, so now suddenly people do (by unfortunate comparison) indeed seem very, very intelligent.


I wish I had the power of Precognition.
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Joke's on you, my two brain cells are already fighting each other for third place.
 
I’ll make the next wish since raptor didn’t wish for one.

I wish for the wish after mine to have no corruption(s) occur to it.
 
Wish granted, however the wish itself will be something the wisher truly doesn't desire.

Wait... darn... :(

I wish I had a miserable week next week.
 
…

Well by the command of my previous wish you will be granted an upcoming miserable week 🫤

Ok, here goes a second time. I wish Saiya’s miserable week is the inverse of what she wished.
 
Granted. Saiya does not have a miserable week; Saiya does indeed have an amazingly fantastic week. Unfortunately, this is achieved through all of the negative things somehow being postponed to the following week, where they all occur on the Monday of that week.


I wish I could live in the 1980s again.
 
Granted, you can do so in your memories.

I wish I could tell my past self not to go to university so my present self doesn't have to worry so much about paying back student loans.
 
Granted. However, the teenaged you knows everything already (as teenagers do) and completely ignores your sage advice.


Similarly, I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to go to that job interview and not be so damned loyal to my employer at the time.
 
Granted, but you are in such a rush that you go to the interview only to find out you forgot to put on your pants and so they don't hire you, saying only "we would of hired you, but you showed up without pants on."

I wish I could fly around in the sky!
 
Granted, here's a plane ticket.

I wish I could make money without working or performing illegal acts.
 
Granted, it's your mother.

I wish someone would remind me to wake up at 8 AM tomorrow.
 
Granted. You now have someone from the fourth dimension that will always wake you up at 8AM no matter where you are, but they’ll only ever be adjusted to your current time zone and they don’t adjust to daylight savings.

I wish I could could have a wallet with infinite cash inside it.
 
That sounds awesome actually *clears throat*
GRANTED, but it's very much an infinite space, the money is in pennies, and it's a 5 kilometer (3.1 miles) swim in the vacuum of wallet space between pennies.

I wish pay was adjusted for inflation commensurable to wages in the 1940s.
 
Granted now everyone can’t stop laughing EVER.

I wish to double the corruption on the next person’s wish.
 
the next person can’t be anyone but yourself.

I wish I had a book that everything I wrote in it could not be altered by anyone but myself and that the things I wrote in it came true
 
Granted, you have just donated 1 million dollars to a charity bringing back the practice of Clubbing the Seals worldwide!

I wish I was able to speak and understand every single language.
 
Granted, you can now trade problems of equivalent hardship with other people like currency.

I wish I could become a vampire, weaknesses and all.
 
Granted but your a vampire spawn who has no control over themselves.

I wish I could enter my dungeons and dragons world whenever I choose
 
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