Corrupt a Wish

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted. You have a third foot grow out of your head. It's Henry the Eight's foot.

I wish I could draw

Granted, but everything you draw somehow turns into a self-portrait high-lighting a new insecurity until you drown under the weight of your complexes.

I wish Dr Bellwright didn't grant this wish

 

[Mysha]

You can now draw a bucket of water from a well, all day every day, on a farm for no pay. Congrats.

I wish my future was more secure

 

[Dr Bellwright]

You future is now in a High Security Prison. You are guaranteed free food, free excercise, roof over your head, basic medical.

I wish ten wishes!

 

[Chippairaptor]

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is Chinese food to be delivered to you.

I wish I was happy.

 

[Lockdown]

Congratulations. You are now forever happy and can no longer feel any other emotion except happiness. Even if it’s at inappropriate times like funerals, in pain, or in awkward situations.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Mysha]

Granted, but you can’t control to where.

I wish I never got headaches

 

[Chippairaptor]

Granted. Whenever you would get a headache, it feels like someone has kicked you in the genitals.

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

 

[Illicit Inqiuiry]

Granted, but now whenever you enter any structure or vehicle the temperature drops below freezing.

I wish I could speak any language I wanted to.

 

[Sync]

Granted. Unfortunately, you never speak the language you need when you need it.


I wish we could develop faster-than-light travel during my lifetime.

 

[Illicit Inqiuiry]

Granted. It is incredibly expensive and only used for the top 0.001% of the population to use to flee the planet they destroyed.

I wish to be an amazing artist.

 

[Chippairaptor]

Granted, but you're amazing in that people will pay a lot of money for your art, but it still looks like a child drew/painted it.

I wish I could get money for nothing, my chicks for free.

 

[Sync]

Granted...but you're now in Dire Straits.


I wish I never needed to worry about personal monetary issues again.

 

[faye]

Granted, but instead you need to worry about your country's monetary issues as you became announced finance minister.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Illicit Inqiuiry]

Granted, however now you can no longer grow tired or sleep at all while still needing sleep to function.

I wish to become an amazing writer and author.