Corrupt a Wish

[Lockdown]

Granted. You get exactly that. You can only see well enough for the major details but the minor details are going to need glasses.

I wish I could have a water bottle that never runs out of water.

 

[Sync]

Granted. The problem is that it never stops filling up...


I wish I could eat anything and never put on weight.

 

[Romanticism]

Granted. You never feel satiated, no matter how much you eat.

I wish I could speak any language, flawlessly.

 

[TheAnna]

Granted, but you can only speak, you don't understand the languages.

I wish I was a movie star.

 

[Lockdown]

Granted. You are now a famous XXX movie star.

I wish I could swim in the air.

 

[Sync]

Granted. Unfortunately, you still retain a positive buoyancy with respect to the ground...


I wish my future wishes would come true as intended.

 

[HobyBuchanon]

I wish my future wishes would come true as intended.

Granted. All of your future wishes (by you) will come true as intended (by others).

I wish I was better at playing the piano.

 

[Lockdown]

Granted. You are now better but can no longer progress further than that no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could no longer require sleep.