Corrupt a Wish

[Lockdown]

Granted. You get exactly that. You can only see well enough for the major details but the minor details are going to need glasses.

I wish I could have a water bottle that never runs out of water.

 

[Sync]

Granted. The problem is that it never stops filling up...


I wish I could eat anything and never put on weight.

 

[Romanticism]

Granted. You never feel satiated, no matter how much you eat.

I wish I could speak any language, flawlessly.

 

[TheAnna]

Granted, but you can only speak, you don't understand the languages.

I wish I was a movie star.

 

[Lockdown]

Granted. You are now a famous XXX movie star.

I wish I could swim in the air.

 

[Sync]

Granted. Unfortunately, you still retain a positive buoyancy with respect to the ground...


I wish my future wishes would come true as intended.

 

[HobyBuchanon]

I wish my future wishes would come true as intended.

Granted. All of your future wishes (by you) will come true as intended (by others).

I wish I was better at playing the piano.

 

[Lockdown]

Granted. You are now better but can no longer progress further than that no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could no longer require sleep.

 

[Sync]

Granted - you no longer need to sleep. Unfortunately this power doesn't activate until you're already dead tired...


I wish I could be better at fixing things in the home.

 

[Lockdown]

Congratulations. You can now fix things better in the home, but absolutely fail to do so with anything outside of your home.

I wish I could speak all languages.

 

[Sync]

Speak all languages? Sure, no problem. Granted. Understand all languages...? Well, you didn't ask for that...


I wish I had further developed my musical talents.

 

[Lockdown]

Congratulations. Your talent for music has been developed. Now you must try out every instrument known to man to figure out which one your talent is adept at playing.

I wish for the ability to create any food I want with a snap of my fingers.