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Corrupt a Wish

xanaphia

To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
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Sep 28, 2013
Location
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Make a wish! The next poster will twist it to make it terrible. So, let's say I wish for a million dollars. You can corrupt my wish by giving me a million copies of the same dollar, getting me arrested for counterfeiting. Wish a hot girl will notice you? Say hello to your new admirer.

To start us off, I will go with "I wish I actually got some writing done tonight."
 

Mr Quixotic

The Lowest Form Of Wit
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Joined
Dec 14, 2012
Location
Australia
"I wish I actually got some writing done tonight."
Granted, but when you wake up in the middle of the night, it'll be to confused messages from your writing partners wondering why you've posted every single one of your replies to the wrong story! (Any excuse to remind you, xD)

I wish I could be a Disney Princess for a day.
 

Sprite

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Apr 28, 2018
Location
The Moors
Granted but then she puts to task like a workhorse, cleaning her house and everything else!

I wish weekends were longer.
 

Sprite

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Apr 28, 2018
Location
The Moors
Granted but a meteorite slams into Earth the next day killing everyone.

I wish we didn’t need to sleep
 

Sprite

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Apr 28, 2018
Location
The Moors
Granted, but it decides to re-do entire sections, in French!

I wish stuffed olives were easier to find
 

Sprite

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Apr 28, 2018
Location
The Moors
Granted, but it's so big he's unable to wear department store pants! OOF, it may hurt. LOL

I wish for calorie free french fries
 

LeatrixSage

Fucking little Gorgeous Goddess
Joined
Jan 30, 2012
Location
Vaucluse, SC
Granted, but no calories means no flavor, so now you can't taste french fries anymore.

I wish my dog would clean up behind himself.
 

Sprite

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Apr 28, 2018
Location
The Moors
@LeatrixSage, you are cruel! LOL

Granted, your dog is able to clean after himself but once cleaned, he puts in your toilet, backing it up for entire block and you need to call the plumber, who has you on speed dial.
 

Cassman12

Banned
Banished
Joined
Dec 23, 2018
Granted, you will live out all you favourite stories but as yourself and no one in the stories likes you much.

I wish I was the best writer in the world
 

Revnarh

Playful demoness
Joined
Feb 12, 2014
Location
another dimension
You can't find a publisher nor sell your stories for some reason, but people like your webnovels as long as they are free.

I wish I could change my gender and become younger too.
 

BloodRedRomeo

Supernova
Joined
Oct 11, 2017
Granted, but you’re reversed aged into a sperm of the opposite chromosome and it is supremely unlikely you’ll succeed in being the one to fertilize the egg.

I wish I was afraid of fewer things.
 

Revnarh

Playful demoness
Joined
Feb 12, 2014
Location
another dimension
Granted, now you are afraid of only one thing, but even thinking about it paralises you with fear for the rest of your life.

I wish to know everything I want right after asking a question.
 

Thomas Parker

I'm back!
Joined
Nov 25, 2017
Location
Tennessee
Granted, but you then lose the ability to know what you want and are paralyzed with indecision

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women that loved me
 
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