Corrupt a Wish

[Silvered Sutures]

Fair, I don't want control.

Granted, the PCs hate your guts though, you're that one NPC they want dead for no reason and the DM doesn't care enough to save you. Good luck.

I wish I had more pants.

 

[lostone101]

Fair, I don't want control.

Granted, the PCs hate your guts though, you're that one NPC they want dead for no reason and the DM doesn't care enough to save you. Good luck.

I wish I had more pants.

Noooooo

Granted but they are all ripped and don’t fit
I wish I had a coffee

 

[Silvered Sutures]

That's most of my pants already XD Thanks for fulfilling my aesthetics.

Granted, it's decaf.

I wish I had an extra 5 inches.

 

[lostone101]

Granted but if you have a penis it takes the inches from that and adds it to your hight. If you don’t have one then you grow one that is five inches

I wish I could travel the world

 

[Lockdown]

Granted. You now have a one way ticket to the luxury cruise ship called the world to travel all around it to your hearts content.

I wish for the above person’s wish to be more fun.
Although because lostone101 made it so that my wish to corrupt the next person’s wish only goes to me I wonder what this entails