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Corrupt a Wish

Fair, I don't want control.

Granted, the PCs hate your guts though, you're that one NPC they want dead for no reason and the DM doesn't care enough to save you. Good luck.

I wish I had more pants.
 
Silvered Sutures said:
Fair, I don't want control.

Granted, the PCs hate your guts though, you're that one NPC they want dead for no reason and the DM doesn't care enough to save you. Good luck.

I wish I had more pants.
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Noooooo :(

Granted but they are all ripped and don’t fit
I wish I had a coffee
 
That's most of my pants already XD Thanks for fulfilling my aesthetics.

Granted, it's decaf.

I wish I had an extra 5 inches.
 
Granted but if you have a penis it takes the inches from that and adds it to your hight. If you don’t have one then you grow one that is five inches

I wish I could travel the world
 
Granted. You now have a one way ticket to the luxury cruise ship called the world to travel all around it to your hearts content.

I wish for the above person’s wish to be more fun.
Although because lostone101 made it so that my wish to corrupt the next person’s wish only goes to me I wonder what this entails 😂
 
Granted but they have so much fun that they’re never able to enjoy anything else again

I wish I was better at plot running
 
Granted. Your local council gets wind of your skills and snaps you up to work in the local cemetery.


I wish I was more creative with story ideas.
 
(Ahaha that is a fantastic response!)

Granted, but you can never write them down.

I wish I could alter my past just by thinking about it
 
Granted, but all you ever think about is the past so you live in a constantly shifting world that you can no longer trust.

I wish I could turn back time. I wish I could find a way.
 
Granted, but everything will still play out the same way

I wish this weekend was longer
 
Granted, but The Weekend screams in agony as he stretches in horrific ways.

I wish I had a neural implant that let me write roleplay while doing other tasks.
 
Granted, but if you get distracted by anything you lose all your writing progress.

I wish I could find someone who was interested in my interest checks.
 
Granted, but they never have time to write

I wish I was better at remembering names
 
Granted. You remember every name of every person you've ever encountered...just not when you need/want to.


I wish I was more musically talented.
 
Granted, you do... but you realize it's practically the same as what we have currently making the wish rather pointless!

I wish I was always so cold!
 
Granted. You are now known as the ice queen for being the coldest person anyone knows.

I wish I could teleport to my vacation location instead of taking a plane.
 
Granted, but you can’t take anything with you.

I wish clothes always fit me comfortably
 
Granted, but in order to achieve it, you are forcefully enlisted in a fitness bootcamp. You only eat chicken breasts and peas for the rest of your life and excercise for 6 hours a day. You die looking like a greek demi-deity tragic and beautiful.

I want to be a zombie! Corrupt this!
 
((I'm actually down. The only reason I'm not in one is because it usually doesn't come with provided food and costs an arm and a leg.))

Granted; but it's the "Warm Bodies" kind where you're essentially still sane inside while watching your body with its limited capabilities struggle through life as you progressively lose your sanity, awareness, and sense of self over years unless you find true love in the style of "Beauty and the Beast"

I wish I was a full foot taller.
 
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