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Corrupt a Wish

Granted but they are all aggressive towards you and try to kill you in a rabid rage

I wish that there was no greed or corruption in the world
 
Granted, a giant asteroid hits the Earth wiping out all life on the planet.

I wish there was no more illness.
 
Granted all animal’s except for humans are free of their current illnesses

I wish to meet my favorite band backstage for an autograph
 
Granted, but they misheard your name and wrote "This one is for you "lostoneLOL" keep rocking"

I wish I could see people's imaginations.
 
Granted. Unfortunately you don't get to pick your targets, so you see every vivid & wild imagination from everyone within a 1-mile radius of you, and you end up going stark raving mad from all of the conflicting images.


I wish I had the power of Teleportation.
 
Granted, you can teleport to a random point in the universe at any time of your choosing.

I wish people would know when others masturbate while thinking about them.
 
Granted, but unfortunately you have to watch as an out of body experience and can’t go back to your body until they “finish”

I wish I could fly
 
Granted but you have no control over it you basically have gravity turned of for you so you just float away.

I wish there was no pollution in the world.
 
Granted, effective immediately. Hope there's no plane above you right now because they're all coming down. Though that's secondary because every creature produces methane and all species on earth are going instinct at the same time...

I wish people could receive pleasure from giving me money, without having to become a sex worker.
 
Granted. This is achieved by the lowering of your own intelligence, so now suddenly people do (by unfortunate comparison) indeed seem very, very intelligent.


I wish I had the power of Precognition.
 
You do, unfortunately all the consequences you now foresee are the result of past actions you're not able to change with your foresight, such as your death from late-onset AIDS from a past partner you were with roughly five years ago.

I wish I had an additional bedroom.
 
You get one, but you also get two annoying flatmates that never leave you be.

I wish it was summer again.
 
Sure; new heat wave. It'll be 80°C in your area for the next three months. (Also, considering my current number of roommates, you just turned my life into a weird harem anime)

I wish it was legally, morally, and ethically both permissible and encouraged to marry multiple people.
 
Granted. Unfortunately the option to choose your partners is not included, and you end up being married to a posse of Psycho Killer Clowns who do unspeakable and unprintable things to you on your honeymoon...things that make the coroner puke...


I wish I had the power of Regeneration.
 
Granted, but you're not immune to your own power.

I wish that whenever I had to go to the bathroom I could delegate it to someone else of my choosing who now has to go in my stead.
 
Granted, but while they are going to the bathroom you will be mentally projected to be in the bathroom/stall right next to them and have to witness it first hand including all your senses in all its awkward glory.

I wish I could have a clone that does all my work I don't want to do in my place.
 
Granted but your clone is the one who gets all the payment and other benefits for it

I wish I couldn’t taste sugar
 
Granted. Everything now tastes like Lettuce.


I wish I could lose weight and keep it off.
 
Granted, you suddenly feel growth pains as your body gains an extra foot and then goes through it again when you shrink back to normal. No twist there. That shit just really sucks when you’re growing up.

I wish I could see the future.
 
Feeling pain for the first time as someone with insensitivity to it would actually be fascinating tbh.

Granted, but nobody believes your predictions and you see humanity devolve bleakly months and years in advance with no hopes of getting those in power to course correct.

I wish I could become a spider the size of a Volvo at will.
 
When growth spurts kick in your legs feel like a hippo is chewing on them. God I hated puberty. Luckily for you the pain is instant instead of lasting years. Also, my wish pretty much turns me into Cassandra from the Iliad 😂 Damn that sucks.

Granted but you failed to mention what size Volvo so now you’re the size of a hot-wheel Volvo after completing the transformation.

I wish I could see the past.
 
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