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Corrupt a Wish

Granted. However...over time your ideas on How Reality Should Be change and the people inside your reality have difficulty coping with the changes in their reality, and they all end up descending into giant Existential Crises that they never emerge from...


I wish I could undergo a total body replacement (swapping biological form and function for cybernetic form and function) without rejection or failure.
 
Granted, but it’s irreversible and turns out you hate it

I wish I made enough from my current job to live on for the rest of my life
 
Granted. You'll die in one week.

I wish I could smoke pot without building a tolerance.
 
You now can’t build any tolerance at all. In fact, you build intolerance to it and develop a pot allergy.

I wish I’d gotten into the comics industry
 
Granted, but it's hot and sadly, it's flat too.

I wish I wasn't so awkward.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, the people who liked you for your awkwardness abandon you.


I wish to be able to purchase a new Supercar without the need for borrowing.
 
Heh... I'd say it came true loooong before this game.

Granted. But you only get the chassis of the supercar, and the engine is shipped to you in individual TEMU packages.

I wish I could turn back the hands of time.
 
Granted. However, Time being the fickle thing that it is, you discover that you've turned those hands back by millennia instead of years.


I wish for that fabled/magical Endless drink (one that keeps refilling itself when empty)...a cup of Tea.
 
Granted, but it would be forever cold, no matter how many times you tried to reheat it ;)

I wish for an osmosis keyboard so everything that needs to be written automatically fills the screen.
 
Granted. The keyboard, however, is incapable of distinguishing between on-topic and off-topic, so every conscious thought you have is pushed to the display.


I wish to be incapable of experiencing emotional hurt.
 
Oof, felt that in my soul.

Granted, but now, you are unable to experience any emotions at all.

I wish the parts for my time machine would get off backorder already 😒
 
Granted, you get the parts but can't remember how to assemble them

I wish I could adopt all the pets
 
Granted, but now you owe all of the governments in the world taxes on the licenses you have to purchase in order to have ALL the pets, rendering you financially destroyed.

I wish the words/ideas/stories in my brain would slow down enough for me to type a few onto the screen.
 
Granted, but you're unable to ever share them with anyone else

I wish my brother wasn't so unreliable
 
Granted. Your brother becomes so ultra-reliable that his near-continual presence in your life becomes ultra-annoying and almost suffocating.


I wish the "little things" didn't bother me so much.
 
Granted. You no longer see the little things as a bother but no longer wish to fix whatever you deem a minor issue. These issues build up until your buried under a mountain of things that should’ve been resolved but you don’t care to.

I wish I could sleep more.
 
granted, your now in a comma….50/50 chance you’ll ever wake up again.

I wish that someone other than rangers or Celtic could win the Scottish Premiership
 
Megara23 said:
granted, your now in a comma….50/50 chance you’ll ever wake up again.
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A comma...? That's going to cause...colon troubles. ;)



Granted...someone other than Rangers or Celtic wins the Scottish Premiership. The league then implodes and is never heard from or of again.



I wish I could make sense of the mess that is my own mind.
 
Granted but so does someone who wants to use your throat and their powers trump yours.

I wish every time something bad happened to me, it happened 10 times worse to everyone I don't care about.
 
Silvered Sutures said:
Granted but so does someone who wants to use your throat and their powers trump yours.

I wish every time something bad happened to me, it happened 10 times worse to everyone I don't care about.
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Wow that is a good one but every time something bad happened to them something good 100 times happened to them shortly after
 
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