Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it turns out he just wanted to use you as a test subject for space-aids.


I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
 
Granted but with each additional orgasm your life span shortens by a year

I wish I had a social life
 
Granted, a girl you don't know makes a false rape claim about you and now your name is everywhere online but people are continuously trying to find you to kill your ass or burn your house down. You didn't say it had to be a good social life.


I wish we lived in a world with quirks like MHA and I had a really cool quirk like One For All or Cremation or something.
 
Granted but it's a super abusive druggy that constantly beats you and puts drugs in your drink but you can't leave them because you love them so much


I wish that I could turn off my pain receptors at will
 
Granted but you almost die every time, getting closer to a brutal death that would kill you from the pain alone.

I wish that I could see ghosts and talk with them too.
 
Granted but they never leave you alone and will interrupt your sleep and will never respect your privacy. Their dead, what consequence will they face?

I wish I could turn invisible on command
 
Granted but you can't turn it off


I wish I had my own pocket dimension that I could travel to at will and that I would be omnipotent inside of it, able to do anything I wanted in my own little playplace of a world.
 
Jacob99 said:
Granted but you can't turn it off


I wish I had my own pocket dimension that I could travel to at will and that I would be omnipotent inside of it, able to do anything I wanted in my own little playplace of a world.
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Granted but your pocket dimension is in a video game and all you can do is use the cheats that were written in the game

I wish I could end greed and corruption in the entire world
 
Granted everyone is fucking dead.


I wish that I had a super cool pet Crow named Edgar Allen Crow
 
Sleepingskill said:
I wish I could end greed and corruption in the entire world
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Granted, but now there is a purge day once per year where everyone can do anything they want, including (but not limited to) murder, rape, arson and theft.

Jacob99 said:
I wish that I had a super cool pet Crow named Edgar Allen Crow
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Granted, but it keeps saying the word Nevermore at the most inconvenient time.

I wish that I could meet a goddess so I can become her new servant!
 
Granted but the goddess is super sadistic and only wants to cause pain to you for all time to come.


I wish that I had a super cool pet crow named Edgar Allen Crow
 
Granted. He is clinically depressed and kerps bringing you down all the time.

I wish gaming and other geeky stuff had the gender ratio reversed.
 
Granted: But now you realize nothing really changed say for there being one extra female for every male character; As there was no truly disparaging difference in number all along. Nor did it effect the quality of any movies/games/comic books one way or the other. Everything stays the same and nothing changes.

I wish the Bannana Split's Club wasn't ruined by a Five Nights at Freddies rip off horror movie. T_T
 
Granted! A romantic comedy ruins it instead.

I wish people hadn’t posted subsequently on these games so more people could partake. No, I'm joking =) I wish I could change my hair color and length at will!
 
Granted, but you're imprisoned in a tower and forced to let your hair down (and let others call you 'rapunzel').

I wish I could make the fiction I want to read come true.
 
Granted, but you're a side character with a fairly boring life that isn't even tangential to the exciting stuff.
I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, too bad you'll never be able to stand on the ground and you have no control over where you go.

I wish to be a voice actor for hentai.
 
Granted but every time you sing a note, you fart at the same volume ....

I wish I had a dungeon full of slaves....
 
Your dungeon is very full of slaves, you cannot enter without removing some.

I wish to be a famous live porn actor
 
Granted! Your star shines and you became famous for the exclusive submissive roles you play.

I wish I had a personal driver to give me a ride to work and back home every day.
 
Granted, but they always hours late.

I wish for life time supply of cheesecake
 
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