You like to run?Unlimited stamina, then I can run forever!
Would you rather only speak like a beatboxing jukebox or not be able to talk at all?
If picking one makes you unable to use the other, than colour. If not, the latter.
Would you rather drink urine or eat a turd sandwich as a dare?
Hmm way tough them cheat on meWell, that's a toughie for sure. But since only merman have dicks, not mermaids, I'd probably leave that confused fish-like person to sort out their personal issues while I go with mermaid wielding a Trident.
Would you rather have your partner find out you've been cheating on them, or find out they've been cheating on you?
Eat chocolate that tastes like shitLick a cock! Lol
Would you rather to eat chocolate that tastes like shit or eat shit that tastes like chocolate?
Would you rather help an old lady cross the street and receive a complimentary bj
Or
Would you rather help an old man but his bag breaks half way and he fucks you in the ass while you pick up his groceries