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The second choice, please. That way I can live a quiet live and enjoy chatting online while reading lots of books/manga!

Would you rather be a successful porn star who gets edged a lot only to recieve a ruined orgasm or a famous actor in chastity who gets unlocked once per month?
 
Porn Star. As frustrating as that sounds, there’s still some fun to be had. Plus I can always get off properly on my own time.

Forced chastity like warps people’s minds, though. No thank you.

Would you rather completely lack the capability of having sexual fantasies or constantly have hot, wild fantasies, often at very inconvenient times?
 
Constantly have hot, wild fantasies at inconvenient times. Honestly, this happens to me fairly often already and the thought of lacking a sexual imagination is extremely bleak.

Would you rather have cameras always watching, like the Truman show or Big Brother, or be a complete and total loner?
 
Damn, thats a tough one, although the Truman show faded to black whenever sex was involved.

Ill take loner.

Ill be cliche.
Would you rather have a job you love but you barely make enough to get by, or a job you absolutely hate, but make lots of $$$$
 
I would rather take the job I hate, make lots of cash and then quit that job

Would you rather have a completely automated home or a self-driving car?
 
Self driving car, or some reliable public transit. I don't wanna drive anywhere anymore.

Would you rather be annoyingly short or annoyingly tall?
 
Annoyingly short if we're considering the health complications that can come with extreme height. If we're talking NBA player tall, then yes, that one.

Would you rather give 100 blowjobs, or wear a buttplug for 100 days (assume all proper hygiene, etc. is followed)?
 
Hmmm.

Assuming all 100 of the dropdead sexy women are wearing strapons, then they take turns putting a buttplug in my fastidiously cleaned ass? Sure. Ill take both.


Hmm. Would you rather trade oral sessions (For Life, On Demand) with your favorite adult film star, or have $1,000,000 in cash?
 
Don't have a favorite adult film star, so I guess I have to take the $1,000,000.

Would you rather fight 100 ant-sized horses or 1 horse-sized ant?
 
I would say 10 years without sex, but my weight's been getting a bit dangerous since Quarantine started so I'll go with a week without food.

EDIT: forgot to add another would you rather >.<

Would you rather lie down in the middle of a highway or listen to NSYNC for the rest of your life?
 
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Where is the highway located and what time is it? IF it's like the middle of winter in Iceland, I don't think lying down on the highway would be that dangerous so I'll take the highway.

Would you rather fight a grizzly bear or a guy armed with a knife?
 
A grizzly bear. That fucker would rip me to shreds in literal seconds, but at least I'd be able to give them a belly rub before I die. I wouldn't really even be fighting them-- they'd probably just be murdering me as I pet them.

Would you rather have spaghetti for teeth or star bursts for toenails?
 
Starbursts cause they would be yummy. Don’t over think it.

Would you rather be allowed extremely fertile or completely unable to have kids? In both cases you know that you are that way.
 
Very short, more fun to be had that way.

Would you rather have sex every day even if you aren’t in the mood or once a month when you are absolutely in the mood.
 
Once a month that way I get it when I need it

Would you rather walk 100 miles getting 10 quid or dollars for each mile or not?
 
If I had to walk it all in one go I’d pass on that.

Boxers or briefs and Thong or panties?
 
Pounds, of course. Assuming we're talking about a fixed quantity. They're worth more.

Pet owl, or pet parrot?
 
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