You Might Be A Pervert If...

[XXtraPrince]

... Any of your Partners' kinks are just fine with you!

You might be a technical pervert if....

 

[Frogman417]

 

[littlerooster]

You have a well thought out sexual fantasy for every type of woman you see.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Zero_Kyrael]

If you get a great deal of labia piercings for the sake of the fun you could have with ribbons.


You might be a pervert if ...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You try to peek over the edge of the frame on some avatars!

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Zero_Kyrael]

If you thought about sending the full picture to a person who is trying to peek over the edge of the frame of certain avatars if they asked.


You might be a pervert if ...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... A Member with an address of XXtraPrince@hotmail.com asked, then I guess he'd be a pervert - right?

You might be a pervert if....

 

[littlerooster]

When the avatar you are getting excited about is an eroticized Fennec Fox.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Zero_Kyrael]

Your hand starts to tingle because you have been shlick shlick shlick too long



You might be a pervert if ...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You still want to go shlick shlick shlick some more!

You might be a pervert if....

 

[littlerooster]

....hearing that a priest, a rabbi and a minister walking into a bar is a great plot for a RP

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

You've watched porn for so many hours straight that you're complaining about the lighting.

You might be a hipster pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You pay MUCH more attention to the boobs on the rhythm singers than you do to the front man.

You might be a multi-cultural pervert if....

 

[Chai]

You make love to women of all races just to "taste" the different flavors!

You might be a funny pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ :blush: ^

... You go to Ladies' Night at your local comedy club just to see the comediennes' nipples perk when they get nervous.

You might be an occupational pervert if....

 

[Chai]

...you become a gynaecologist just to have the ability to check out some good female bits every day.

You might be an intelligent pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You calculate the likelihood of acceptance of every kink you want to try.

You might be an accommodating pervert if....

 

[littlerooster]

you have sex with people just to fulfill their fantasies even if they actually disgust you.

You might be a religious pervert if...

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

You fantasize about being Mary'd (if you know what I mean ;3 )

You might be a dapper pervert if...

 

[Chai]

...if you're like Christian Grey from Fifty Shades.

You might be a frustrated pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You have a kink list a yard long and you can't get anyone to put out for you.

You might be a neighborly pervert if....

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

You can't wait for 'Game night'.

you might be a Obsessed Pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You seek to work kinky role-plays over and over because they're so much fun!

You might be a political pervert if....

 

[Chai]

...you use terms like "motion," "hold," "without objection," and "unanimous consent agreement" to direct how sex goes.

You might be an awkward pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You're always falling down, missing holes, slipping in the wet spot, et al.

You might be a reticent pervert if....