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You Might Be A Pervert If...

You have ever used a highlighter to adorn your submissive body with designs and drawings, and then have her lie under a black light to admire your work

you might be a logical pervert IF...
 
... When you watch porn videos you complain about plot flaws and inconsistencies.

You might be a masochist pervert if...
 
....you fall in a mud puddle, but still have an erection!

You might be a clean pervert if...
 
You make your slavegirl cum all over your cock, and then have her clean you up with her lips and tongue, ensuring that she doesn't waste a drop

You might be a highly desirable and sexy pervert IF:
 
Doesn't apply to all occasions, of course, but watching porn comes to my mind first.

You are an interesting pervert if...
 
You jerk off with your pinkie finger extended.

You might be a deviant and reclusive pervert if...
 
You jerk off on the bus without anyone knowing it because a pretty girl is behind you.

You might be a lazy pervert if ...
 
If you don't really enjoy masturbating anymore and just do it as some sort of convulsion.

You might be a pervert if...
 
LackingInHeart said:
If you don't really enjoy masturbating anymore and just do it as some sort of convulsion.

You might be a pervert if...
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... you are constantly lurking on pretty girl's facebook profiles ... (not that I would know anything about that) ...

You might be a **helpless** pervert if ...
 
You pause a TV show because you saw someone attractive and went straight to the internet for some "research" material..

You might be a pervert if...
 
You delete stuff off of your hard drive to make room for more porn/hentai.

You might be a belligerent pervert if...
 
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