You Might Be A Pervert If...

[Pazzo]

... you enjoy teaching a woman the rules in such a way that she begs you not to stop

You might be a true pervert IF...

 

[Dogged]

...if you never lie about being a pervert.

You might be an artistic pervert if...

 

[Pazzo]

You have ever used a highlighter to adorn your submissive body with designs and drawings, and then have her lie under a black light to admire your work

you might be a logical pervert IF...

 

[DarKas]

... When you watch porn videos you complain about plot flaws and inconsistencies.

You might be a masochist pervert if...

 

[Pazzo]

You get off on watching a young woman lick and savor her cum off of your dick with her tongue....

You might be a dirty pervert IF:

 

[Rauk]

....you fall in a mud puddle, but still have an erection!

You might be a clean pervert if...

 

[Pazzo]

You make your slavegirl cum all over your cock, and then have her clean you up with her lips and tongue, ensuring that she doesn't waste a drop

You might be a highly desirable and sexy pervert IF:

 

[wiki234]

You have sexy lingerie for specifically every day of the week

You are a lonely pervert if

 

[Blaze]

Doesn't apply to all occasions, of course, but watching porn comes to my mind first.

You are an interesting pervert if...

 

[Pazzo]

you speak to you lover in ways that she begs you to keep talking, even if its only to read the phonebook...

You might be a crazy pervert IF:

 

[TeoYumYum]

You ask ten girls in one night to RP with you.

You might be a sophisticated pervert IF:

 

[Cambion]

You jerk off with your pinkie finger extended.

You might be a deviant and reclusive pervert if...

 

[TeoYumYum]

You jerk off on the bus without anyone knowing it because a pretty girl is behind you.

You might be a lazy pervert if ...

 

[Revnarh]

You don't want to jerk of and let someone else do all the work or stay horny.

You might be an addicted pervert if...

 

[Ethoxyethane]

If you don't really enjoy masturbating anymore and just do it as some sort of convulsion.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[TeoYumYum]

If you don't really enjoy masturbating anymore and just do it as some sort of convulsion.

You might be a pervert if...

... you are constantly lurking on pretty girl's facebook profiles ... (not that I would know anything about that) ...

You might be a **helpless** pervert if ...

 

[rcondon2453]

the allure of cheating on your right hand with your left makes you cum before you can touch it.

you might be a pervert if...

 

[_Nico]

You pause a TV show because you saw someone attractive and went straight to the internet for some "research" material..

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Revnarh]

You go out without wearing any underwear under your clothes and everyone can see how aroused you are.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Mephilis]

Your username is Mephilis

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Revnarh]

You like to wear very kinky and revealing clothes in public at noon.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[wiki234]

If you are >.> baka!

You might be a pervert if -rolls eyes-

 

[Revnarh]

Oh, wiki...I love you *hugs you*

If you do perverted things.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Rauk]

You delete stuff off of your hard drive to make room for more porn/hentai.

You might be a belligerent pervert if...

 

[Winged-Panther]

You have such a strong interest in the sexual relationships of your lover's past

You might be a pervert if...