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You Might Be A Pervert If...

Cheshire Pup

Supernova
Joined
Jan 9, 2009
You all know games/jokes like this

"You might be a redneck if down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries."

Well here a a more Bluemoon friendly version, instead of signs of being a redneck it is signs that you are a pervert. (be proud.)

At the beginning of your post you put the answer to the question and at the end you start is for someone else. I'll start.

You might be a pervert if...

Cheshire Pup said:
You choose hairbrushes by length and width of handle.

You might be a pervert if...
 
Even if you can not see her....you can sense when a woman in the same room bends over.

You might be a pervert if...
 
you type in porn sites out of nature every time you open a new internet browser.

You might be a pervert if...
 
When you have more porn then you have games
When you frequently visit strip clubs by yourself to meet girls

You might be a pervert if
 
you have sex with a girl, roll over saying you're going to get food and go fuck her roommate with the same condom

you might be a pervert if...
 
The words 'mounted, entered, ridden, tight, eager, good girl' when used in regular conversation send you off into daydream world.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You've tested every item in your home that vibrates, shakes, bounces, or rumbles for the ones with the best power level.

You might be a pervert if....
 
You think about your neighbor's daughter being bent over, then look at her mother and consider a three-way.

You might be a pervert if~​
 
you meet your friends new girlfriend and the first thing that pops into you head is "Huh shes got a great ass"

you might be a pervert if...
 
you walk into a room and your first thought is "who here is the more fuckable?"

You might be a pervert if...
 
you'll tell someone you're a virgin because you haven't had sex in a while

You might be a pervert if...
 
Every time you look at a girl your eyes first land on her breasts.

You might be a pervert if....
 
You've watched so much porn that you expect every person of the opposite sex to give you a handjob (or finger-rub for the ladies) rather then a thank you. :shock: oh shit..
you might be a pervert if...
 
You go for the third base skipping the first two on a first date.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You hate when people edit a movie which had a tit in it or just blcok with one those fuzzy bubble.

You might be a pervert if.......
 
you've ever skipped using feathers and used a whole bird during sex...

You might be a pervert if
 
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