You Might Be A Pervert If...

[littlerooster]

You know you have all sorts of kinks and sexual talents but don't let anyone else know about them.

You might be a alcoholic pervert if...

 

[Dogged]

You might be an alcoholic pervert if you use jello body shots as a way to say hello.

You might be a snobby pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You cadge invites to debutante balls to get some work for your own balls!

You might be an opportunistic pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...you keep a fresh, unused condom on your penis 24/7?


You might be an Irish pervert if...

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Said condom has shamrocks on it!

You might be a desperate pervert if.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You keep a raincoat in the car at all times.

You might be a proselytizing pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...you walk the streets carrying a bullhorn while wearing nothing else but a sign that reads: Perversion sucks! (and then SWALLOWS!)


You might be a extraterrestrial pervert if...

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Hearing that there were small bits of life on Mars made you too hopeful!

You might be a religious pervert if:

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

you go on this site every day as a practice

You might be a protoss (starcraft) pervert if:

 

[Camille]

...if the antenna that is protruding out from them middle of your forehead looks much like a GIANT dildo or vibe!



You might be an OCD pervert...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... If you add Octane Enhancer to your Ritalin!

You might be a comedic pervert if....

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

Everything turns into a sexual joke

You might be a aquatic pervert if:

 

[Camille]

...you secretly hide issues of the magazine "WaterWorld" under your mattress, or, you get easily turned on watching someone do the "breast stroke".


You might be an animated pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Your character makes the comic page of The American Journal of Psychiatry.

You might be a devil-may-care pervert if....

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

You have sex with every succubus in the club!

You might be a black-mailing pervert if:

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

if you say "if you dont eat me out now... i will spread the rumor that you're a kitsune"

you might be a test pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You keep on bothering them at the Public Health office every time you have unprotected sex (which you do appallingly often).

You might be a literary pervert if....

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

If you got your hopes up on every "lemon" you read!

You might be a depressed pervert if:

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You just don't have the energy to go out and flash somebody.

You might be a subliminal pervert if....

 

[Jolie]

... you wear conservative clothing, but no undergarments.

You might be a philosophical pervert if ....

 

[Archmagos Issac]

...your wearing a toga and often quote Aristotle.

You might be a hyperactive pervert if...

 

[SeaChild]

...you've always got a cup of coffee in one hand, while the other is either typing erotic fiction or in your pants.

You might be a scholarly pervert if...

 

[Dogged]

... reading a book is your main form of porn.

You might be an ADHD pervert if...

 

[Rauk]

...You find it outrageously sexy when...oh look a squirrel!

You might be a tasty pervert, if...

 

[Revnarh]

You like to eat food from your partners naked body before you have sex.

You might be a kinky pervert, if...