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You Might Be A Pervert If...

You know you have all sorts of kinks and sexual talents but don't let anyone else know about them.

You might be a alcoholic pervert if...
 
You might be an alcoholic pervert if you use jello body shots as a way to say hello.

You might be a snobby pervert if...
 
...you keep a fresh, unused condom on your penis 24/7? :p


You might be an Irish pervert if...
 
...you walk the streets carrying a bullhorn while wearing nothing else but a sign that reads: Perversion sucks! (and then SWALLOWS!)


You might be a extraterrestrial pervert if...
 
...if the antenna that is protruding out from them middle of your forehead looks much like a GIANT dildo or vibe!



You might be an OCD pervert...
 
...you secretly hide issues of the magazine "WaterWorld" under your mattress, or, you get easily turned on watching someone do the "breast stroke".


You might be an animated pervert if...
 
...you've always got a cup of coffee in one hand, while the other is either typing erotic fiction or in your pants.

You might be a scholarly pervert if...
 
...You find it outrageously sexy when...oh look a squirrel!

You might be a tasty pervert, if...
 
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