You Might Be A Pervert If...

[XXtraPrince]

... You CLAIM the ability to talk shit in four languages but you really fall at least two short.

You might be a sporting pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...if you treat your partner like a bowling ball: You hold it, rub it up, and then stick your fingers in some sweaty holes!


You might be a professional pervert...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... If girls in business attire turn you on.

You might be an insouciant pervert....

 

[oceancrumbles]

if you look up naked images on google.

You might be a pervert...

 

[XXtraPrince]

If you see a computer pop-up advertising "Suits" and you read it as "Sluts"!

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Freestylechamp]

you picture every person you meet and wonder what they would look like naked reason is why you don't visit dear old mom and dad but spend a lot of time with your cousin

you might be a pervert if....

 

[Rainy High]

You've been banned from the pool for leering at the lifeguards.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

You think a great museum display would be a tyrannosaur fucking a triceratops.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You look at other people and wonder if they wearing underwear or not.

 

[XXtraPrince]

You might be a pervert if... you've ever wondered if Freddie from Frederick's of Hollywood and Vickie from Victoria's Secret were getting it on.

You might be a scientific pervert if....

 

[The_Gladiator]

you've ever used a telescope to spy on your neighbor getting dressed.

you might be a musical pervert if...

 

[Rabid_guy]

..if you imagine Wolfgang playing without wearing pants.

you might be a gaming pervert if...

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You have ever wondered if the person you're playing with is actually nude!

You might be an animalistic pervert if...

 

[The_Gladiator]

you beat on your chest before you claim your woman.

you might be a pervert if...

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You check the person you're with to see if they are going commando.
(This happened to me on my last date, the guy almost lost his hand.)

You might be a fun perverted if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You think Pee-Wee Herman is "your kind of guy".

You might be an historical pervert if....

 

[Yoru]

You specifically watch historical documentaries to see how big the breasts of women were back then.

You might be a philosophical pervert if.......

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You espy a man fucking a chicken, shrug your shoulders, and whisper, "De gustibus non disputandum!" under your breath.

You may be a devil-may-care pervert if....

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You are caught by your current lover with pants around your ankles and another lover and ask them to join in.

You might be perverted if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You bring a copy of "The Kama Sutra of Vatsayana" to your college Kinesiology class.

You might be a political pervert if....

 

[Dementia]

You wonder if Obama and Miss Obama have sex still.

You might be a book pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You wonder if Sydney Carton got a blow job from Lucie Manette on the way to the guillotine in "A Tale of Two Cities".

You might be a commercial pervert if....

 

[Camille]

... the following has your mind thinking "naughty" and "unpure" thoughts about a man's reproductive anatomy. :angel:

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8[/video]


You might be a vain pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ As the Chinaman said back in the 'fifties, after his wife had been delivered of a caucasian baby: "It's no wonder where the yellow went - me brushee balls with Pepsodent!" ^

... You take the Axe Girls' advice before donning your raincoat!

You might be a military pervert if....

 

[lowblow emma]

... if you can imagine being eaten out by General Petraeus.

You may be a roleplay pervert if ...