You Might Be A Pervert If...

[XXtraPrince]

... They played kinky little sex games when they thought you were asleep - but weren't.

You might be a lackadaisical pervert if...

 

[Requiem-drake]

...you can't look at Donald Duck without giggling because he doesn't wear pants.

You might be a Disney pervert if...

 

[Camille]

...if everytime you hear someone refer to another as "Fucking Goofy", you get this mental image:

You might be a "dyslexic" pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You buy a song for your Walkman caled "Peach Poussaye" by the Phantom Surfers, thinking it's about every man's favorite subject!

You might be a sociopathic pervert if...

 

[Camille]

...after listening to this song, you put it on your "favorites"! LOL


[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6m-pyvhzJA&feature=related[/video]


You might be a "closet pervert" if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You go to a "sex club" in another town, so as not to be recognized.

You might be a "sentimental pervert" if...

 

[Camille]

...you snatch your lover's "undies' when they're not looking and take them home with you for a keepsake?


You might be a "prudish pervert"....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You picket a sex club while secretly photographing the comers and goers.

You might be a devil-may-care pervert if...

 

[sophitajones]

You spends hours starring at Tish's ass

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You deplore the banality of tit-men while lasciviously examining all the round, swaying asses as they saunter by....

You might be a proletarian pervert if...

 

[Camille]

...if you've ever had sex on a conveyor belt at a nearby industrial factory.



You might be an animated pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You prefer to view animé porn rather than cinematographic porn because the bodies are more perfect.

You might be a criminal pervert if....

 

[Camille]

If you watch "America's Most Wanted", looking for your next bed partner?



You might be a fascist pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You view "different" people as being provided for your detached enjoyment.

You might be an insouciant pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...when filling out applications, you sometimes will write next to the "Sex" question: Eh, I can take it or leave it.



You might be a whiny pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Your normally-very-attentive lover looks after his own needs, and you complain as if it'll never be "your turn" again.

You might be a dominant pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...you're always replacing the words "thank you" with "Good girl" (or "Good boy")



You might be a southern pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You knew your best friend had transvestive leanings, and never told a soul, and never will.

You might be a Euro-style pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...you went to google the words "Euro-style" wanting to appropriatly respond to this thread, but in doing so, found an interesting video and got side tracked for the next half hour! LOL!!



You might be a pessimistic pervert....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... If you ever did something daring with your lover, who tacitly acquiesced, but you KNEW you'd catch hell when y'all were... uncoupled....

You might be an aggressive pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...your bedroom attire includes army fatigues and combat boots, and you run out of the bathroom yelling in a military style chant: One hour, to get warmed up, Two hours, is never enough, Three hours, let's have some fun, Four hours, then you can cum!


You might be a bored pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You have sex with your husband/wife "just for something to do".

You might be an adventurous pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...you always make certain your seats on the plane are near the toilet. (You and your travel buddy like to "slip to the loo" to add a notch to your "Mile High Club" belt!!)


You might be a scary pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You like to catch recess at the local grade school, hand active in pocket.

You might be a meticulous pervert if....

 

[Strmas]

you arrange all your sex toys in alphabetical order.

You might be a submissive pervert if ..