You Might Be A Pervert If...

[XXtraPrince]

... You shlep your Dom/Domme to the adult bookstore to decide what toys you "may have".

You might be a disgusting pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...when you remove the condom, you shove it in your partner's mouth and make him/her to chew it as though it's gum! (I actually saw this done once in a film, but the condom didn't have anything in it...) >_>


You might be a "right wing" pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You embrace and defend your own kinks while condemning all others to the fires of eternal damnation.

You might be a "left wing" pervert if....

 

[Nennius]

... You wake up next to your wife and go to the park to have casual sex with a stranger... of the same sex... while your wife takes pictures of it for her art exhibit.

You might be a foodie pervert if...

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You feel fruits at the grocery store, not trying to find the freshest produce...

You might be a perverted if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You give up your engineering job to design fucking machines for other perverts.

You might be a gourmand pervert if....

 

[Camille]

If you buy your lover a 12-pack of "edible" underwear!


You might be a neurotic pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You always check for "bugs" before torturing the springs.

You might be an historical pervert if....

 

[TheClockworkCreep]

... You always check for "bugs" before torturing the springs.

You might be an historical pervert if....

...you refer to popping someones anal cherry as "Cracking the Liberty Bell"

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ I love it! ^

... You subscribe to a nationwide compilation of adult bookstores and sex shops.

You might be an economic pervert if....

 

[Camille]

...if you think of "threesomes" as a "two-for-one" value deal!


You might be a prejudiced pervert if...

 

[Alan23]

You knock back potential sex partners because they're still alive.

 

[XXtraPrince]

You might be a cultural pervert if....

 

[Thatoneguy85]

You think rubbing on out on the mona-lisa was justified.

You might be a professional pervert if...

 

[batman4560]

...If playing "tummy sticks" Is a fun game to you.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Boredsensless]

You might be a pervert if every time you see a pregnant woman and think of "how" it happened

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Are you suggesting that there are people who don't? ^

... You see two animals mating and feel a profound need to get laid.

You might be a social pervert if....

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You bring up your perversions in everyday conversation.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

...you go to get your oil changed and giggle when the hot mechanic asks you if you want a lube job.


You might be an "online" pervert if...

 

[Dogged]

If your browser history looks like a porn website directory.

You might be a medieval pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Your family tree is full of Borgias and de Medici's.

You might be a technological pervert if....

 

[krimsonphoenix]

....If you have enough of a battery supply to begin selling your own electricity.

I know it's a bit redundant, but:

You might be a political pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You give greater weight to who's saying what than to what they're saying.

You might be a cross-cultural pervert if....

 

[Kiandra_Black]

You know how to be perverse in more than one country.

You might be a foreign pervert if...

 

[Dogged]

Posso dire "cazzo" in quattro lingue.

You might be a paradox of a pervert if...