You Might Be A Pervert If...

[XXtraPrince]

... You imagine every woman you see bent over a rain barrel.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[DarthMarrek]

.... You wear nothing but big boots.

You might be a mega-Pervert if.....

 

[Bronwyn]

You think that man fishing in NOTHING but his rubber wading boots is HOT DAMN SEXY!

You might be a "cute" pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You perceive the previous poster as a sexy little Welsh wyvern.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

...now (thanks to Mr. Prince!) you can't pass by a bait shop without getting a smirky little grin on your face!!!

You might be a timid pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... There's a woman you idolize, and you do chin-ups on her bedroom window-sill rather than approach her directly.

You might be a deranged pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

...you've ever had a bumper sticker on your car/truck that read: Undercover Skeeter Eater!!

 

[XXtraPrince]

You might be a pervert if - well, it's a little kinky to use a feather, but a whole chicken is SICK!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

If you giggle or smile everytime you hear or see the number "69"!


You might be a pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You think anyone kinkier than you is a pervert.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[DarthMarrek]

...You just are a pervert.

You might be a stupid pervert if...

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

... you have to seriously stop and think when the last time was when you wore more than heels.

You might be an inventive pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ This is an interesting evolution of this thread: not only identifying potential perversions, but what kind of perversions! ^

... You spend ostensibly-working hours devising where to place mirrors (and what kind of mirrors) to look up skirts at the office.

You might be a romantic pervert if...

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

... You and your partner carry photographs of each other's genitles in your wallets with the caption "Yours Forever And Ever".

You might be a fragrant pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You use pheromone-based perfume/cologne for... connective purposes....

You might be a devious pervert if...

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

... You've convinced everyone in the company that there is to such a thing as National Naked Secratery Day.

You might be an ingenious pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Well, of course! It's nine months before Mothers' Day! ^

... You use an infrared detector to determine who's been well and thoroughly spanked recently!

You might be a nasty pervert if...

 

[Camille]

...your hubby starts talking about repairing the lawn mower, using words like "shaft" and "piston", and you find yourself giggling and squirming in your chair!

You might be a nastier pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You schedule your lawn-mowing to coincide with your bikini-clad neighbor's.

You might be a disgusting pervert if...

 

[Camille]

...your favorite internet porn is animals and dwarfs.


You might be a funny pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You love to tell the joke about the man who sent his wife to Cox' Men's Store for a seersucker suit.

You might be a literary pervert if...

 

[Requiem-drake]

....if while at the urinal you can't help but look over and go "Wow, gimme a taste of that!"

You're an obvious pervert...

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

... You have the word "Pervert" tattooed over your vagina, where everyone can see it, because you're always naked. -_^

You're might be a silly pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You can quote entire paragraphs from "Fifty Shades of Grey".

You might be a snobbish pervert if...

 

[Requiem-drake]

....your name is "Richard"

Your parents might have made you a pervert if...