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You Might Be A Pervert If...

You keep a large supply of condoms with you at all times...and actually use them.

You might be a pervert if....
 
Even as little child, you always wanted to have sex with a certain cartoon character. Which happens to be the Tasmanian Devil.

You might be a pervert if...
 
Your mood is dependent on how many "Uncensored Pictures!" threads you can find on 4chan's /h/ board in an hour.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You never have sex with the same person twice... and you had to move three times already, because you were running out of sex partners.

You might be a pervert if...
 
Going to the movies and laugh out loud when one of the characters tell the other "Work that axe well, Theseus. Yes, just like that..."
 
You might be a pervert if every time a new female cartoon character is discovered you wonder if any porn exists of her on Paheal.
 
...If you imagine yourself as Roger Rabbit fucking Jessica Rabbit

You might be a pervert if....
 
You find yourself wanting to give hugs to every woman you encounter - and when you do, you have a hard-on afterwards
 
you might be a pervert if you cant recall the last time you didn't laugh at the word "mount"

you might be a pervert if...
 
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