You Might Be A Pervert If...

[Mitsu]

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• If the "I CUP" joke turns you on.
  
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[Neon Boy]

plugging something into your USB port gets you hot.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[vampire seduction]

...2g1c turns you on

You might be a pervert if...

 

[AkumaTsuki]

the idea of beating in people's faces gives you a stiffy.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Mr Master]

Someone talks about clubbing, and your mind doesn't go to nightclubs...

You might be a pervert if...

 

[TakodaVega]

when someone asks "Would you like Cream with that?" You get a very idea to the 'cream' factor...

You might be a pervert if...

 

[AkumaTsuki]

when someone says "fist pump" the contents of your mind become X-rated.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Anansi]

you sleep with progressively older partners hoping to fuck one of them to death.

You might be a pervert if

 

[TakodaVega]

You might be a pervert if your favorite bumper sticker that had been harmless before took on a whole different meaning.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Kingschoolyou]

you've done everything listed in this thread.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[daethesub]

You keep on looking for a sertain sticker in Railway cariages becouse it can be turned into
At night rave near the guards compartment naked with a blue light
XD

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

You had great sex with a gal, 'way back when; you meet another who uses the same perfume and a signal physical change immediately takes place.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[SlyNuwasha]

You know all the laws about sex, and how often and frequently you break them

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

The cops show up at your door, wondering why you didn't re-register as a Sex Offender the last three times you moved.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Cheeks]

you like your women like your whiskey, 13 years old and locked in the basement.

you might be a pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

You think being a big financial whiz-bang entitles you to a free blow-job in a New York hotel.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

You go to a family reunion to hookup.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[0The0Midget0]

You lick lolipops and ice cream in sexy way just because you know what it does to your significant other and it turns you on a bit.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

You regard any day during which you have NOT masturbated as a total waste of time.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[celestine]

You unconsciously focus on checking out the people around you in their 'vital areas'.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ecchi Kunoichi]

Your name contains ecchi in it somehwere..... >_>;

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Mark Recchi (pro hockey player) might be amused to hear that! ^

You might be a pervert if you use the local nursing home as a dating service.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Karia]

You might be a pervert if you like sex more then beer and pretzles.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[XXtraPrince]

You realize that being a pervert is just being an oddball - at crotch level.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Nyarly]

If you can nourish solely on semen and/or vaginal juices.

You might be a pervert if...