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You Might Be A Pervert If...

If you have to alternate between harddrives when downloading porn due to memmory limitations.

You might be a perv if...
 
You wonder what various cheese might taste like being eaten off someone's genitals.

You might be a pervert if...
 
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  • Your Christmas list is porn.
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You put a sock inside your pants so girls will notice you

You might be a pervert if...
 
you think a girl is too uptight for you if she won't go from anal to oral.

You might be a pervert if...
 
If you enjoy watching the same porno more then twice.

You might be a pervert if...
 
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  • You rub yourself during the birthing video

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When someone does a 'that's what she said' thing, that makes sense. You picture it...

You may be a pervert if...
 
You constantly day-dream about fucking the hottest guy you've seen that day.
You may be a pervert if...
 
You might be a pervert if your laptop's wall paper has the picture of a random girl you took on your way home.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You take in your car to the mehcanic and giggle everytime they tell you they're greasing and lubing.

You might be a pervert if...
 
when at a party or club, you base your decision on whether or not to socially smoke cigarettes on how good your chances of getting laid are that night.

(Cigarette's can give you erection problems fyi)

You might be a pervert if...
 
You may be a pervert if you read someone's address and it puts your mind instantly in the gutter.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You may be a pervert if you join an adult website just to read other people's sex scene posts.

You might be a pervert if...
 
You get turned on by videos of women giving birth

You might be a pervert if...
 
You expect people whom go on webcam for you to do a stripshow for you and much more

You might be a pervert if...
 
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