You Might Be A Pervert If...

[Mr Master]

You really like (in an erotic way) the fact that the button you press to post something on the internet says "SUBMIT!"

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Shahar]

You like to wear tight pants just to feel the constant rub.

You might be a pervert if..

 

[AkumaTsuki]

the first thought after meeting someone is, "I wonder if they're a screamer".

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You meet someone new and wonder if they prefer handcuffs or ropes.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[Anansi]

you've ever been tying someone up in bondage knots and only then thought to ask for their name

you might be a pervert if

 

[AkumaTsuki]

Your greeting involves groping their breasts/genitalia.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ronin]

You pretend to be blind, to grope a girl's breasts

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You think of the Kama Sutra when someone tells you to adjust your position.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[MyNameIsNothing]

When someone mentions a cucumber, you think about something besides salad.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ronin]

When you watch cartoons you wonder in how many different ways you can have sex with each character in it

You might be a pervert if...

 

[AkumaTsuki]

you can't actually focus on someone's face while talking to them.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Strangers walk by you and you slow down just to check out their asses.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[Cheshire Pup]

The very thought that someone else is having sex right now makes you mad you're not the person doing it.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Ronin]

Your dream job was to become a porn star

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You consider going to confession and giggle at what the priest's expression will be afterwards.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[Ronin]

You watch porn for more then one hour constantly by yourself

You might be a pervert if...

 

[AkumaTsuki]

...you go house/apartment shopping you're thinking about all the sexual possibilities and not just where your furniture will fit.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[MyNameIsNothing]

You walk into a furniture store and buy something based on the number of different positions that could be preformed on it.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[ZOMBiiE]

You don't even bother cleaning up after you masturbate, because you know you'll just be doing it again in an hour or so.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ronin]

Your phone bill is filled with calls to sex centres for phone sex.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Anansi]

you roll off a woman you've just cum inside of once her husband rolls off of you.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Rudolph Quin]

You cut out the interior of your pants pockets so you can masturbate in public.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[asasthana[old]]

You enter a building and first try to find all the nooks nad crannies you and your guy can sneak into for a quick suck and fuck when on one is looking.



You might be a pervert if...

 

[AkumaTsuki]

You do everything listed so far in this thread.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[ZOMBiiE]

you can type out full sentences using only one hand.

You might be a pervert if...