"you will be." Natasha sniffled, snuggling into him before glaring at him. "it wasn't Clint you pig headed bastard!" she snarled, poking him in the chest. "it's all YOUR fault i'll have you know! you and you god damn super sperm!" she sniffled again, trembling against him. "i'm pregnant. and i'm keeping it!" she informed him, wiping her eyes. "i'm keeping it because i want to love it and nurture it and never ever leave it in a great hall to fend for itself! i want... i want it to be perfect." she whispered, wrapping her arms around her belly. "i want to raise it so it will be happy and smart and playful and perfect."
Clint looked around, confused when he entered, wearing the armor and carrying the sword that Heimdal had gifted him. apparently all Guardians where supposed to have such things. "uhm. did i miss something?" "...Christ Barton, what are you wearing?" "armor i guess." Clint admitted. "it's heavy but Loki says i have to get used to it. i don't know why, this is Earth after all, i should be following earth customs shouldn't i?" "yes you should, when dealing with the people of earth. however no one from Asgard will take you seriously if...." "oh, they'll take me seriously if i kick their asses." he admitted. "i don't know everything i can do just yet, but i do know that the second i step foot on Asgard, all of it will tune to me. it's trees, it's plants, it's animals, all will listen and obey and they will have nothing but pointy metal sticks." he scoffed. "although... i really do like my pointy metal stick..." he admitted, examining his sword again. Loki was snickering. amused because Clint was right, Asgard had no chance against Clint, who did not need to answer to anyone but himself. it was no wonder Odin was so terrified of Clint, and worse, Clint and Val. because once he broke all of her ties, she would only ever have to answer to herself and to Clint. not that Clint would ever command her. Odin's days where doomed, and he had no doubt Thor's where soon to follow. there was a new power rising, and it's name was Horus. "actually... what are we supposed to call you?" Steve wondered, Clint just shrugged. "Clint Barton, Horus, Hey You, whatever works." he admitted.