“...Not as cute as the real thing. You’d be a asshole. It’s amazing no one freaks out about the national icon being a jerk.”Tony muttered. “...No I wouldn’t. You’d make a mess of my bedroom if yo did that.”Tony hummed, because really, he was mostly a danger to himself mostly because he’d talk himself into circles at this time, make a mess of things. It was when he went even further beyond his norm, that you’d have to worry about him hurting himself. “...You want to have sex with me?Okay. Iron-idiot would be jealous, we should.”Tony whined a little,”But yo like him more then me. So we can’t do that. You’d be upset.”Tony muttered, obviously mostly talking to himself, upset at the idea of steve liking his alter ego more then him, even if he was still so very carefl about not telling anyone that he was iron man, even like this. Muttering annoyed at being hussled into his room, he frowned a little as steve fled before tilting his head to look at johnny. “Didn’t mean to.”he muttered shuddering as he pressed closer to the man. “Need you.”he demanded, simply giving himself over to what he was feeling,”Stay tonight.”he demanded, simply letting johnny do what he wanted.
“You saw Sir at his lowest. He is unaccustomed to dealing well, and has dealt with it by sex, and bondage--domination-sadism and masochism. Commonly known as BDSM. And of course,Captain.”Jarvis said as he brought up everything helpful, even bringing up some of the online articles about tony when he was younger and even more wild then he was currently, and less careful at not being caught doing his kink in public. "Captain?I wish to tell you that Sir has gone to sleep, and is well taken care of."Jarvis said after awhile, wanting to reassure the man that he was okay.