Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Bronwyn]

^^ Ewww! LOL

"This is taking FOREVER!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Spit's just as good!"

 

[lowblow emma]

Before you go any further, I need to tell you that I am actually a man.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"Wha-what do you want?! How'd you get in my room?!"

 

[CougarGirl]

Is it me or do you always take this long to get hard?

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Great line! ^

"So you have a yeast infection - is your boyfriend a baker?"

 

[lowblow emma]

"I'll just check my messages while you finish off?"

 

[KimiDoll]

"You really know what you're doing down there! Keep going!"

 

[CougarGirl]

"Sorry, I've really got to run. I'll give you a ring sometime."

 

[lowblow emma]

"Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, honestly."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"It's just a little heat rash!"

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"Hurry up, I need to pick up my kids in half an hour!"

 

[CougarGirl]

"Would you pass me my book?"

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"Good thing I bought that new vibrator last week."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Did the batteries come with it?"

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"Fuck. I need to run to the store real quick."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Screw that! I've got a hand-crank generator out in the truck. Let's put a charge in that thing!"

 

[littlerooster]

"No I'm not in the mood and don't see you in that way but if you're willing to do all the work and it will shut you up, jump on and ride away"

 

[Whispered Secret]

"Are you sure that is the way it works?"

 

[HeyThereLittleBear]

"Hold on, my bestie just texted me"

 

[Cypherxk2]

"Sorry, sweetheart, I used my last condom a few hours ago with your mother."

 

[CougarGirl]

My husband's is bigger.

 

[HeyThereLittleBear]

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

 

[DangerousDanielle2]

"....I said 'NAVEL'.....NOT ANAL.....!"

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I dare you to tie me up.....

 

[CougarGirl]

My sister-in-law is better at oral sex than my husband.