Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[DangerousDanielle2]

(I'd like to think I am too...)

 

[GenderBender]

My mother gave me my first wank on my eighth birthday.

 

[Passionymph]

You're better than my ex-wife

 

[Foxy Lady]

If that's the best you can manage, I don't see any point in going further.

 

[AndNich123]

I'm glad the medicine cleared up my little problem by now.

 

[lowblow emma]

Actually, for me, size does matter.

 

[AndNich123]

My boyfriend is not going to believe yours' is so small.

 

[Daltin]

I think I just shit myself.

 

[Foxy Lady]

You didn't mind me posting those naked photos of you, did you?

 

[lowblow emma]

It was really sweet of you to ask me out, but I am surprised that you lack the insight to appreciate that we would be totally incompatible given your physical limitations that have become public knowledge since your last girlfriend posted that revenge porn video.

 

[Revnarh]

Honey, did you gain some weight?

 

[Sprite]

Oh, I thought you were joking.

 

[Leon]

That dress does make you look a little big.

 

[Revnarh]

You're like your mother/father.

 

[Leon]

Honey, I think your mom/dad does look pretty hot.

 

[CougarGirl]

Dad, will you help me practice for my audition as a porn star, please?

 

[Revnarh]

You look like my old grandma.

 

[Midnight Lass]

Do you suck off your father with that mouth?

 

[Revnarh]

Your father is hot! Do you think he'd have sex with me?

 

[Midnight Lass]

Your father is hot! Do you think he'd have sex with me?

He did with me, so sure

 

[AndNich123]

It was worth doing that thing with the dog on camera to get my A.

 

[Midnight Lass]

You remember how I told you it was just a cold sore...

 

[lowblow emma]

Personally, I don't have a problem with a guy masturbating over the dinner table between courses.

 

[Rocko]

Your sister never made me do that

 

[episodesolo]

Have you ever gave birth through your dick before

This happened in a rp...