Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Whispered Secret]

Remember that baby doll outfit you had on last week? Oh wait, that was your sister.

 

[Candice]

Would it help if you take one of my daddies blue pills?

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

So when do I get the job?

 

[Leon]

In every single way that was just everything I hated.

 

[Seranda]

Get out of my car.

 

[Sweet Scarlett]

Do you always put your cell phone in your trouser pocket?

 

[Amante]

You sure you don’t want to get a gym membership?

 

[stealthpanther]

"Eh, who are you?"

 

[Fabulam-Admissarius]

Hey gam gam can I borrow the car now?

 

[Cantarella]

If you didn't breed me, I'll snip your daddy bags.

 

[stealthpanther]

Can't claim credit, but I was just recalling this movie quote:

"He stuck his finger in the end of your what?"

 

[Leon]

You wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

[stealthpanther]

"Hey, you got any hemorrhoid cream? I'm all out"

 

[Leon]

"Don't put things in my butt if you want them back."

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Well that was a let down!

 

[CutesyFae]

So, about those crocs.