Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Dogged]

"It's fine, my dog always watches."

 

[Revnarh]

To a total stranger: You say the funniest things while you're asleep.

 

[Sprite]

I thought you were talking inches in length, not centimeters.

 

[Cupshamuffin]

Hey dad can we go get something to eat after this?

 

[P DeRudio]

"What did you say your name is?"

 

[Revnarh]

I know how you're going to die in the future...

 

[P DeRudio]

"He shoots he scooooores!

 

[Lord David Booyah]

What number did you say I was? Fourteen?

 

[Revnarh]

Your blood tasted strange last night. Did you change your diet?

 

[Lord David Booyah]

How on earth did you learn so much since last night? Were you watching how-to porn again?

 

[Skade]

"Honey, I'm pregnant."

 

[Candy]

Aww, such a cute little thing.

 

[Revnarh]

There's no way those are real. I know because I've checked while she was sleeping.

 

[Pazzo]

...oh, so that's what the coolwhip was for

 

[Candy]

You should learn some things from your dad.

 

[Revnarh]

Your mother showed me some tricks last night. She gives some good head, you could learn a thing or two from her.

 

[Pazzo]

I'm adopting an additional personal challenge for this game, consisting of that all of my responses will also be quotes from movies and or tv shows.

"Hey Wilson! I can't find my pornos!"

 

[Aviatrix]

I'm going to use a joke from a funny clip I watched

"Skiddadle Skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!"

 

[Revnarh]

Did you buy something too small again or did you gain some weight?

 

[Rocko]

"I don't bite you know, unless it's called for."

 

[Revnarh]

No officer, it's supposed to be "Hi, how are you?" not "How high are you?"

 

[Shimmi]

Should I cook broccoli soup for tomorrow?

 

[Apra the Warrioress]

"Thanks for letting me be on top. Your brother never lets me do it this way."

 

[leestud]

"And now I have to kill you."

 

[Rocko]

I said 'Pubic' not 'Public'