Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Revnarh]

Human tastes like chicken.

 

[Rocko]

You want to do what?

 

[Candy]

I could easily fit the whole thing in my mouth.

 

[Nybatek]

"I hope you're on the pill"

 

[lowblow emma]

Did you just fart or was it your mother?

 

[strangelove]

"Darling we need to paint the ceiling."

 

[Bob]

time to clean the sheets babe

 

[AmeliaRP]

Will need soaking first

 

[Kerryma]

Were you here yesterday as well?

 

[lowblow emma]

Who's that at the window?

 

[Sleepingskill]

Wrong hole!! WRONG HOLE!!

 

[Thedawn]

Why did you suddenly get tighter twice?

 

[Nybatek]

Are you going to be a starfish again ?

 

[Revnarh]

Did you get fatter again?

 

[lowblow emma]

Yes, definitely, your bum does look big in that.

 

[Jinora]

I think I just shit myself.

My grandfather said this to my grandmothjer while they were in Vegas. And he meant it literally.

 

[Sprite]

Oops, I think they forgot a sponge in you and we'll have to operate again

 

[Dez Nul Void]

Wrong hole!! WRONG HOLE!!

"I didn't say stop"
Or at least that's what I was told.

Things not to say....

How about walking up to a stranger and gently grabbing her by the neck saying. "Reminds me of the good times we've had together."

 

[Thedawn]

Ignore the falling off flesh and boiling blood and chunky white stuff mixed with green other then that you may wanna see a gynecologist tommorow

 

[Sprite]

Urm, excuse me sir but you just drank from the water fountain for dogs.

 

[Revnarh]

Whispering into someones ear who drank something: Strange, you should have passed out by now.

 

[Sprite]

Whispering into someones ear who drank something: Strange, you should have passed out by now.

BAHA!

That was a good one!

 

[Sprite]

Wait a minute, who ate the dog's dessert?

 

[CompulsiveSpeaker]

Can I wear vinyl gloves when touching it? I want to stay clean.

 

[Sprite]

I'm only 14 years old but I liked what you did to me.