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Things you SHOULD'NT say...

It was really sweet of you to ask me out, but I am surprised that you lack the insight to appreciate that we would be totally incompatible given your physical limitations that have become public knowledge since your last girlfriend posted that revenge porn video.
 
That dress does make you look a little big.
 
Honey, I think your mom/dad does look pretty hot.
 
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