Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Mitsu]

"Thank God! I had a serious infection down there yesterday."

 

[Camille]

"My ex did it, why can't you?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Whaddaya mean, Venus Butterfly? Who am I, needle-dick the bug-fucker?

 

[Strmas]

"Just ignore the whimpering coming from the basement"

 

[Camille]

"Stop sweating on me!"

 

[ThePetiteFox]

"Is that normal.."

 

[Camille]

"You used to be better at that!"

 

[ThePetiteFox]

-Phone rings...- "Oh hang on..it's my mum" <- Happened to me in mid sexy moment...SUCH a romance killer...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"NO, I didn't dig the car out - what a time to ask!"

(Real-life response to a real-life question)

 

[Deviant Desires]

"You were better in my fantasy..."

 

[PenitentKitten]

"Did you finish? I couldn't tell."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Did I hurt you? I felt you move!"

 

[Camille]

"Wow! You're really good at this! You could make alot of money at it!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

"Well..Thats it for another year..."

 

[Camille]

"This is so much better now that I'm a woman!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Did you buy carbon offsets for that steak?"

 

[Camille]

"I hate your mother!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I hate you, Mother!"

 

[Camille]

"How long do you plan to be almost there?" :s

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Cold! ^

"Did I take my penicillin pill before we...?"

 

[Camille]

 

[XXtraPrince]

(Woman to man): "That was vile and disgusting! How soon can you get it up again?"

 

[Camille]

(phone rings) "Hello? Oh nothing and you?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Have you given any thought to supper?"

 

[Camille]

"I've smoked joints fatter than that!"