Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"Are you in yet?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

'When you've got a big hammer, everything looks like a nail!"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"So what kind of surgery you said you had?"

 

[Razgriz]

"Did you get a tit reduction or was your chest always that small?"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"Did you fart?!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Ice melted!"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"Why is there a jar of peanut butter on your side table?" *woof!*

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I didn't think you'd look at it this way!"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"Why does your dog always sit at the foot of the bed when we have sex?"

 

[Raziel83]

"Oh wait, you are awake!?"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"So, how close are you and your sister? "

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Thanks for not making a big deal of this rash!"

 

[Lady Bloody Ava]

"Didn't I see you at my last family reunion?"

 

[Kiandra_Black]

"Is it supposed to smell like that..."

 

[The Intrepid Wanderer]

I like to imagine in my mind that all of this dialogue is occuring amidst one giant orgy. It makes me giggle.


"Oh . . . it looked bigger in your jeans."

 

[Camille]

"SHHHH!!! Keep it down! My mama's a light sleeper!"

 

[Kiandra_Black]

Oh hi hunny,
this isn't what it looks like, we were just playing bedsheet bingo.
(From one of my favorite movies! )

 

[The Intrepid Wanderer]

"You see dear, we were -- wrestling. Yeah. Wrestling. . . back me up, honey."


Adoptive parents. Oi, my life.

 

[Kiandra_Black]

It's over already? O.O

 

[XXtraPrince]

"We're going to have to work on that - a LOT!"

 

[The Intrepid Wanderer]

"Don't quit your day job."

 

[Camille]

"Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!!!"

 

[The Intrepid Wanderer]

"57 nos and yes -- means yes."

 

[Camille]

"Try not to smear my make-up, will ya?"

 

[Kiandra_Black]

That'll be 1,500 dollars.