I have not. I really worry I might fail a sobriety test for my inability to do so, if I ever get pulled over. I do NOT drink and drive but some cops are dicks.
Ever give someone a hickey that gets you both so hot you HAVE to fuck?
No, and you're right, that would NOT be fun. But I agree, that laughter in the bedroom can be damn sexy...and ya gotta admit, there are some aspects of having sex that are just hysterical!
I have not, but if I could find a willing victim ...uh...soul, then I'd be all over that! (A bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup would be awesome poured over the body and licked off!)
used something some sort of "food" as lube? (i.e. butter? Crisco? lol...yuck)
Yes, when I was in college, lo these many years ago... a girl named Julie from Palmerston, New Zealand... long-distance romances can be fun, but we're talking TEN THOUSAND MILES.
Have you ever... had a ferocious bone for a girl who went to a rival school and couldn't have anything to do with you (or been the girl)?
Haha yeah I have. A guy I went to church with told me he'd date me if I went to his high school. Dude still likes me but won't ask me out. Not even for coffee.
Ever been cheated on, and you know the girl(or guy)?