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have you ever.

Yes a couple times.

Ever had sex with a stranger at a nerd convention (like comic con or something like that)
 
I have not. I really worry I might fail a sobriety test for my inability to do so, if I ever get pulled over. I do NOT drink and drive but some cops are dicks.

Ever give someone a hickey that gets you both so hot you HAVE to fuck?
 
No, and you're right, that would NOT be fun. But I agree, that laughter in the bedroom can be damn sexy...and ya gotta admit, there are some aspects of having sex that are just hysterical! :p


wanted to skydive?
 
I have not, but if I could find a willing victim ...uh...soul, then I'd be all over that! (A bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup would be awesome poured over the body and licked off!) :p



used something some sort of "food" as lube? (i.e. butter? Crisco? lol...yuck)
 
-grabs a bottle of chocolate syrup- >.>

I have NEVER done that o.o

Ever used a flavored lube? Pussy is already yummy, but pussy+watermelon=hours of fun
 
*Sniggles* :p Cool! And there's NO SEEDS to spit out! Haha! (I've seen flavored lube, but never watermelon...)


been accused of taking too long of a shower because that is where you....play?
 
Hahah never been accused of it but I LOVE playing in the shower. Water flowing all over my body as I please myself... mmmf

Ever cum so hard while playing you were sure someone else heard you?
 
Nah, cause usually I'm the only one home and I live way out in the sticks! ;) *Hears banjo music from the movie "Deliverance"!* >_>


woke yourself up from snoring so loud? :p
 
No...but I did wake up because Britney Spears was trying to shave my head in a dram and it freaked me right the fuck out o_O

Have you ever had a dream where a celebrity was trying to kill you or something?
 
^ Those desert-cammy boulder-holders are the cat's ass! ^

Twice in close succession, in 1999... it was a twin betrayal I'll play hell getting over!

Have you ever gotten a crazy letch for someone in another country, and known you couldn't make it work?
 
Yes, when I was in college, lo these many years ago... a girl named Julie from Palmerston, New Zealand... long-distance romances can be fun, but we're talking TEN THOUSAND MILES.

Have you ever... had a ferocious bone for a girl who went to a rival school and couldn't have anything to do with you (or been the girl)?
 
Haha yeah I have. A guy I went to church with told me he'd date me if I went to his high school. Dude still likes me but won't ask me out. Not even for coffee.

Ever been cheated on, and you know the girl(or guy)?
 
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