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New Student at Superhero High (KiraMusani x Frozen Princess)

Quincy chuckled, "Here, take your Health textbook, just bring it to class tomorrow and every school day after. What Crystal and I referred to chopped liver, we both meant a liver spread called paté, that is usually put on crackers, which also makes me think she was punning me as well as saying she wasn't crazy."

"Bloody oath!"Crystal smiled.

Quincy chuckled, "That means I truly nailed what she was doing." She nodded, "There. So you would turn your opponent to paté, or, in short, chopped liver. Broken bones? Besides, you just admitted you broke a hydraulic press. You and Kara or Calla among earthbound heroes, have that in common. Calla broke one by punching it, Kara by pushing back against it."

"Crikey! The Crimson Avenger is THAT strong?' Crystal asked.

"We're sure Princess Diana is as well, but Charles is afraid to test that theory with another Amazon. Those things are not cheap."

At the innocent enough question, Quincy shook her head. "I'd rather you only have the girls test your natural barrier first. Don't add to it. That's equivalent to having an unfair advantage in any other form of test."

Canary had written the names down. "These are some of the strongest and most trained students on campus, except Rogue."

"She's devastated by what she did to Marinette, although Marinette is just as guilty if not moreso. I already told her I want her to talk to Brinker before she does any more sparring of any kind. She also hurt Jean who she cares greatly about. Hold off on her until she's cleared by Brinker." Quincy remarked shaking her head.
 
Alina took the textbook and placed it in her bag, zipping it back up after and placing it on her back.
She raised an eyebrow as she heard what chopped liver actually meant.
"What? Then why don't they just call it a liver paste? or smashed liver?" She asked seeming confused.

Amber chimed in as well.
"Though I was not there, I believe it was less that she broke the press, and more so the press broke itself on her, whoever was testing it pushed it too far against her barrier."

Alina took the list as well and put it in her pocket.
"That makes sense, I won't use my powers then."

When she heard that Rouge was out of bounds she pouted.
"But I was curious if her powers would work through my barrier, and if it did, maybe she could take my barrier away, and then maybe I can know what it is like without it."
 
Quincy laughed out loud. "I've often wondered that myself, nevertheless, when you mention chopped liver, or goose liver, that's what's meant. If Amber or Courtney know, they can fill in the blanks!"

She then shook her head. "If she wasn't emotionally unstable due to first harming Jean and now Marinette, I would definitely have had Rogue on that list. Although she doesn't have a nuclear weapon in her arsenal, Rookie does have the knowledge and main weapon of every sport known to man, or woman, and the ability to use it." She looked at Amber, "Imagine, if you will, an air wrench, used to tighten and loosen lug nuts on the tire of a racecar, having the ability to think and compensate. All of Rookie's weapons, although not actually a part of her, are an extension of her. They seem to take on her thinking capabilities, although it's actually her brain adapting and the weapon being used another way, smarter than before. She was a true baseball player, as another example, she'd bring a whole new meaning to the term, 'Sweeping the World Series'. Rogue was also my first choice... Until Marinette." She looked back at Alina. "She may still find her way on there, but after Brinker talks to her. You've talked with Brinker, not a lot, yet, but you certainly have an idea of her MO, yes? Do you trust her, a counselor, to do what's best for whoever she's counseling?"

Canary had made a few written copies of the list, and put a question mark on Rogue's name, showing she might be included later, and handed one copy to Alina (which it has already been said, she pocketed), with instructions to write a copy and give to Diana, who could inform everyone on the list to expect a chance to spar with Alina. Another copy she gave to Amber. "Make sure Courtney sees the list and understands why these students are on it. They're the best of the best. Being a Joe, she will hopefully understand that, but I swear she can be dense sometimes. Then put it on prominent display somewhere in your dorm where you both can see it. The small refrigerator, or the wall right above the coffee maker come to immediate mind."
 
Alina nodded, as did Amber, she took the paper and read it over before putting it in her purse.
"Oh umm okay, yeah that makes sense, and I'll give one to Diana. And I suppose so" She said in response to trusting her counselor, though if anyone was good at reading people, they would see she didn't fully trust her yet.
"Oh and I do not need a nuke, I am hoping her powers are just like, a way to bypass my barrier instead of breaking it" She explained.

Amber cleared her throat.
"Sadly, that is unlikely to work, but not impossible"

Alina seemed to try and ignore Amber's comment.
"But we might as well try, and maybe one of the others can do it. They sound impressive."
 
"Rookie is pretty impressive. The way her tools work as part of her makes me think she's got powers not unlike Ivy's, but like Wolverine, Jean, Kitty, Rogue, and other members of Charles's students who came here with him."

"Truth. Her powers do make me learned talents, look like an amateur's hour of show and tell." Crystal admitted. "Perhaps we should catch up with Molly who's gone to her classroom, before we head to the lake."

Ivy, nodded, and backed up to next to Amber. "You two go ahead, I'll stick with Miss Amber."
 
Alina nodded.
"Maybe someone here can do what the scientists could not. That Rookie girl sounds resourceful"

Amber nodded.
"Yes, I'll stay with Ivy as you all go on ahead, we will catch up." She agreed and assumed Ivy wanted to tell her something in private.

Meanwhile, a silent alarm went off from a perimeter breach that the security forces would be informed of.
 
"She is. That's why she's on the list. All her attacks are sport themed, thus her hero name." Quincy nodded.

"Thanks," Ivy said slowly and shyly as she scooted over to Amber.

"No wukkas, luv, she'll be alright." Crystal smiled putting an arm around Alina. "Shall we hop on over to your English classroom, then?"

"Not literally, Alina!" Yup, Quincy was getting used to Alina's little idiosyncrasies. "Walk. Both of you. Crystal, don't you dare encourage her!"

At the security breech, Spirit and Knightengale looked around. "Stay grounded, Freedom. If this was Strange or Tockman..."

"Unlikely, Charlie. Look at this. Webbing." Knightengale stated as she looked around after showing her fellow Joe her glove.

"Strange. Spiderman retired. Has been for years. Even before the merging of our universes, Josie*."

Josie Katt must have seen something or someone on the roof. The redheaded Archer with the bob cut (less wind resistance, she claimed), aimed her crossbow up to the roof. "Come on down, Spidey, you're the next contestant on 'Busted'!" She called out, before asiding to Spirit, "Why should Scarlett and the Hawkeyes have all the good lines?" She kept her crossbow trained on the intruder dressed as Spiderman. "No sudden moves. Nice and slow. Hands where we can see them. You picked a bad time to try to break in, whoever you are."

*-Josie Katt is Knightengale's real name.
 
Amber smiled and waited for the others to leave.

Alina did indeed take it literally but seemed to catch on when Quincy spelled it out for her.
"Wha? then why say it? Why not say walk if that is what you mean?" She asked seeming like she was ready to hop.

Once they left Amber made sure she and Ivy had privacy.
"Yes Ivy, what can I do for you?"

"Ah!" a feminine voice screamed and dropped down, using the edge of the roof to block the line of sight.
"I can explain!" They purposely deepened their voice as they spoke.
 
Ivy sighed. "I get why you all say that Miss Molly can work here, and hypnosis and stuff, and Dr. Hugo Strange is capable of doing that to anyone of weak or even weakened mind. But I can't get passed what she did to those ivies and said she'd do to me... With hedge clippers, yet, Is it wrong for me to be so apprehensive around her and wanting someone else to meet her with Alina? Someone less cowardly, like Sheila Lasso? I almost went with Crimson Avenger. I mean a no nonsense Amazon would definitely speak of not playing games... But Alina hasn't interacted with Calla a whole lot."

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A nod from Spirit was all that was needed. Freedom took to the air and herded the intruder towards Knightengale and himself.

"You can do it, face to face with us, young lady." The crossbow stayed trained in the direction of the voice. "I'll lower my weapon when I can see you clearly." As the teen would become visible, Knightengale lowered her weapon. "Talk. Explain yourself. Depending on what you have to say will determine whether you get an audience with the Dean, which is obviously what you wanted, or a date with a GI Joe holding cell, with that eagle as your guard."

Spirit gave Josie a surprised look. "J Jonah Jameson is alive and well, and amongst our ranks."

"No, Spirit. I have too much respect for the original wearer of that costume and won't let this little welp of a girl soil his reputation." Knightengale stated emphatically.

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Josie Katt/Knightengale, GI Joe
 
Amber wrapped her arm around Ivy comfortingly.
"Hey, any trauma you have is completely legitimate. It does not matter why it happened or how, if you are afraid because of what they did, then that is fine." She smiled and lead her to a place to sit.
"Have you talked to your counselor about this fear? Oh also don't worry about Alina, she will be fine."

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The Girl in the spiderman outfit stood up and held her hands up.
"I.. no listen! I was chasing someone else in here but they got away! They got into here somehow and I lost them, then you showed up!"

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Meanwhile, as Crystal and Alina walked through the halls an air vent dropped in front of them, and a man in a red suit dropped down, swords on his back and guns on his hips.
"Hey there girls, are one of you Alina?"

"I am" Alina answered not thinking anything of it.
 
Ivy nodded. "A little. Before she got on. I have talked to Dr. Brinker about it." She nodded, feeling safe with Amber. "Of course, she will be, I trust Crystal to watch out for her. Only Calla or Diana could guard her better."

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"Nah, she ain't," Crystal said after staring at Alina to go silent, and while saying it, Crystal had the stranger tied up tightly and yanked him on his knees. "Fastest lasso in Straya. Ya want yer life t' be worth more'n zack, ya whacker, I suggest ya start yer yabberin'. Now. Ya can start with who you are, how ya got in here, and who sent ya." She tightened her grip and the ropes around him. "Or yer gonna go walkabout*. An' if ya read me, yeah, I just got up ya."

Crystal motioned with her head towards a red lever with a sign above it that said Pull in case of threat. "Yank that lever, will ya, luv? Get us locked down." Once the lever was down it couldn't be reset without three of the four head brass of GI Joe. Flagg, Keelhaul, Hawk or Ledger.

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"Who and which way? " Knightengale asked suspiciously as Spirit went a few feet back and called Ledger, who was the only one of the head brass on campus. Alina apparently did as Crystal asked as an additional six feet barbed wire fencing shot up all around the brick wall, a siren wailed and a voice that sounded like a certain bailiff from Night Court started droning "Red Alert, red alert, all hero staff report to your stations, intruder in the main school building. Super Hero High is now in lockdown. No one can leave the premises... Repeat..."

Knightengale scowled. "Guess you're getting your meeting with the Dean after all, Spidergirl. You can explain everything to him. March. Hup. Hup. Hup. My station is as his guard, but you're officially my prisoner until he says otherwise."

Spirit, meanwhile, rushed to the guard station, his station, as the third of four Joes. He, Bullseye and Shipwreck would be joined by Lady Jaye shortly.

*-Crystal just threatened Deadpool with getting lost. And not the regular kind, the disappearing kind. And for Crystal, that's not an idle threat. Deadpool done pissed her off.
 
Amber smiled and nodded.
"I am glad to hear that, now know that all your feelings are valid, even if they do not seem logical, that does not mean the feelings aren't real. Something else that may help is, do you trust Charles? I know that he psychically cleared everyone who teaches here."

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"Huh? whoa! easy there, Rose Byrne, I don't mind being tied up once in a while but you're a little young for me, Bad Touch!" the merc joked as she held him tied up.
"Oh that is strange most people tell me to talk less, not more. Well, I have so much to say where should I start..." He then started to ramble off a story.

Alina looked to Crystal and nodded heading to the level.
"Wait! I am here to free you, get you out of this snore-fest! Look, you are not the only one who has been experimented on." He said as he pulled a hand loose and removed his mask, revealing a very Freddie Cruger-like face.

Alina froze forcing Crystal to use her lasso to pull the lever, giving the opportunity for him to escape.
"Tada! I am like freakin Houdini!" He declared pulling out his swords.
"Listen I'm not going to hurt anyone, me and the X-People go way back. Personally, X-Men always seemed a little sexist to me, Charles and Logan love me!" He claimed, ready to stop her lasso this time around.
"And I will be getting lost, as soon as you let Alina go with me"

Sarah Unda was thinking about Dian Down again. Dian was a giving Kangaroo with wide hands and brunette eyelashes.
Sarah walked over to the window and reflected on her Hot surroundings. She had always hated Dry Austria with its defiant, drab Desert. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sneezy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the giving figure of Dian Down.
Sarah gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a special, forgetful, tea drinker with fluffy hands and feathery eyelashes. Her friends saw her as a chubby, confused cowgirl. Once, she had even brought a brave kitten back from the brink of death.
But not even a special person who had once brought a brave kitten back from the brink of death was prepared for what Dian had in-store today.

The snow flurried like bouncing donkeys, making Sarah jumpy. Sarah grabbed a gun that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Sarah stepped outside and Dian came closer, she could see the disturbing glint in her eye.
Dian gazed with the affection of 7662 courageous large lizards. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a Hug."
Sarah looked back, even jumpier and still fingering the gun. "Dian, let's hug," she replied.
They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two smoggy, shallow snakes swimming at a very gracious dinner party, which had piano music playing in the background and two special uncles cooking to the beat.

Sarah regarded Dian's wide hands and brunette eyelashes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Sarah with a delighted grin.
Dian looked puzzled, her emotions blushing like a greasy, good guillotine.
Then Dian came inside for a nice cup of tea.

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The Girl kept her arms up.
"I don't know, inside here somewhere, Probably inside the building by now" Just as she said that they got their answer and the alarm went off.
"Well if you all have what you need here no need for me to be involved, I can just go, right?"
 
If Crystal was amused, she didn't show it. She was fit to be tied, herself, by her expression. "Cute story, ya blathering yobbo, an' ya really have tickets on yerself, don't cha? Ya ain't Houdini. Wanna play rough, let's play. One on one, no weapons. Drop em. All four of em. Ya tangled with me on one o my bad days, I'm itchin' for a scrap." She took off her hat and lasso, passing them to Alina. She also asided, "get ahold o' yerself, Sheila, this ain't the lab. Yer safe." To Deadpool, she said, "Ya got me spittin' the dummy, stranger, so yer gonna calm me back down. Ya never told me what I asked for, ya show pony, name, how ya got in here and who sent ya. Time to mess up yet pretty face a li'l more." She took an unmistakable street fighter stance, and Deadpool would find out the hard way, Crystal Brisbane could throwdown with the best of them. Her hand to hand combat skills made her roping look amateurish.

Diana and Calla, both warned by Athena to get there would show up and Calla would escort Alina, and Crystal's things to Diana. "This doesn't bode well, Princess. It'd be wise to let Crystal wear Deadpool out first. Him here is a bad omen. Athena was right as always."

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"I don't think so. I take my orders from GI Joe brass and Charles Xavier, kid." Knightengale scowled, before saluting Charles arriving, "I'm your guard detail during lockdowns, sir, Knightengale at your service. This is one of the two intruders. Who ever is in the classrooms should have the other. No one's going anywhere."

The lockdown would also uncover the location of Dr. Hugo Strange and Clock King, scrambling his device that was blocking Charles from finding him. The supply shed at the pool where Jean, Kitty and a few others would be headed to get supplies to clean the pool.

"Charles, it's Jean! I'm at the pool supply shed to teach some of the students how to clean the pool, and I think I'm picking up Strange! I need verification, focus on the supply shed. Lockdown might've been a blessing in disguise."
 
"Haaaa!" Deadpool gasped dramatically.
"Drop Bea and Authur?! Never!" He hugged the swords defensively.
"Not to mention Larry and Moe! The mean lady didn't mean it" he looked down at his guns as he spoke in a consoling matter.

Alina watched with much confusion over what was happening in front of her.

"As for who I am, I am shocked you don't know! For I am the great Deadpool!" He claimed.

Just then another person approached from behind Crystal.
"Wade? What are you doing here?" The rough familiar voice of Wolverine?

"Logan buddy!" Deadpool held his arms out to hug.
Wolverine walked back at him with arms out, then At the last second; *snick* claws out and cut off both of his arms.
"Ahh! Logan my buddy! You've disarmed me! Ha!"

Wolverine grabbed his head.
"Good Job kid, you need to be careful around this one, despite his clownish attitude he is one of the most dangerous people I know, when he wants to be that is" he warned collecting the arms on the ground.

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"Listen I don't want any trouble, I was just chasing this guy in a red suit." She kept her arms up as she spoke.

"Understood, I'll focus my efforts, I have already informed Logan about our guest in the school once we get Hugo and his crew we can drop an alert level," Charles responded.

Charles then turned to Knightengale and Spidergirl.
"Hello, Knightengale, I see you have our guest with you. I hope she did not cause you too much trouble, thank you for your hard work, I'll be sure to send a message to the Joes once they deliver their report." He explained.
 
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Crystal rolled her eyes, not sure what to think of Logan's sudden arrival and literally disarming Deadpool. "Now, see, smart ass, ya shoulda dropped yer arms and fought me square. Unless ya were afraid a sheila woul' beat cha in a FAIR fight. Deadset." She retied him and gave the rope to Wolverine, "Ya can lob in on me most anytime, Mr. Logan, return me rope when ya can. No worries." She then looked over to the Amazons. "Yes, I'm grinnin' like a shot fox, an' I think I have every right to be, not to mention Mr. Logan givin' me some good oil." She then called out to the departing X-Man with Deadpool wrapped up in her lasso... Again. "Oi! Cheers, mate!"

She put an arm around Alina, "Buck up, luv, I ain't sore at cha. Well, maybe a bit, but not like yer bein' a galah. Seen too many injuries similar. Kangaroos can be mean cusses. Freddie Krueger, there, wouldn't won no prizes where I'm from. So... Why'd ya freeze up, like that? Recognition? The face itself? I tol' ya, I like ya an' I'll help ya, I'll even protect ya. I just need ya to talk to me and trust me."

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Jean watched Beast approach, along with Rogue and Colossus. She looked at Kitty and sighed. "The big hitters. Just need Storm and Nightcrawler, and there will be no doubt left in my mind Charles confirmed who's behind the door. If Storm does show up, we follow her orders to apprehend the mad doctor and time crook."

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Knightengale nodded. "And until that lockdown alert is cancelled, I'm not to leave your side, Professor X." To the girl dressed as Spiderman. "Do you know who sent him and why? You said you were following him, did he come straight here?" If Spidergirl thought she was going to get out of answering questions about her role in this, she was sadly mistaken.

Wolverine would show up with Deadpool tied in Crystal's lasso, ready to be turned over to whomever.
 
"Yeah kid, you'll get it back, we will get Wade here in for interaction, see what he was doing here. Despite his buffoonery, he is not one to quit on a

job." Wolverine declared, picking up Deadpool and his arms.

"Whoa okay kids I'll catch yeah around, you can't tell but I'm waving." Deadpool declared with a playful chuckle.

Wolverine: "No you won't"
Deadpool: "Yes I will."
Wolverine: "I'm not playing this game"
Deadpool: "Yes we will"
Wolverine: *growling grunt*
Deadpool: "Yes we will"

Alina looked at Crystal with a puzzled look at first before seeming to finish processing her thoughts and snap out of her stupor.
"Oh? Umm, I was surprised, he said he was like me, and I wasn't expecting him to look like that, I have never seen anything like that before." She admitted.
"Did I do something wrong?"

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And like that they got the go-ahead via Psychic message from Charles that confirmed who was hiding in the shed, as well as that he was putting a block on their minds to prevent any of Hugo's tricks from working on them. Just as they got the message nightcrawler teleported in with the storm.

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"What? Oh, I just saw him running after looking suspicious. So I chased him, I knew he could be causing trouble." She explained.

As Deadpool was placed down he looked to the others.
"Cue-ball, texas ranger" he nodded at each of them.

"Mr. Wilson, what brings you to our school? I don't suppose you came here for rehabilitation." Charles asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Haha, no... Hey there spiderling, you got busted way faster than I thought, not like my good friend spiderman at all." He replied.

"What?! You knew I was following you?" She declared surprised.
 
Crystal made a face, "Dunno exactly how t' answer that, luv. Inasmuch as not continuing on an' pullin' th' lever? Yeah, but considerin' WHY ya couldn't. Nah. I had to loose me grip on that slippery lizard to pull the lever. We did need lockdown activated cuz some bloke none o' us knew literally dropped in on us."

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Storm would lay out plans for capturing Hugo Strange and Clock King via a mind-link Jean set up immediately so the villains wouldn't be alerted to voices immediately outside. Kitty would phase in through the floor, looking like a real ghost, which would cause Tockman to nearly run over Strange in a hurry to get out, and right to Colossus and Beast, who could easily hold the big man. Storm would have lightning strike the mad doctor's devices before he got a chance to set them off, giving Jean and Kurt ample time to disarm his mind, just enough and Kurt to "Bamf" him to Xavier and the waiting Joes.

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Spirit and Lady Jaye would soon be present in front of Professor X, with Admiral Ledger arriving a few moments behind them.

"I understand you have three adult intruders to be handed over to us..." She stated, but found herself staring, literally unblinking, but eyes not necessarily on wide, at the unarmed Deadpool, and Wolverine holding Deadpool's arms. "Why do I have a feeling that if I ask, it will create even more questions I probably don't really want the answer to?" And of course Nightcrawler would teleport in with Strange as Beast and Colossus brought in the nefarious clockfaced Clock King. Lady Jaye sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Charles... I suppose you want to question Spidergirl. Or do I actually need to call in a fourth Joe.

"I've got her handled Staff Sargent." Knightengale explained with a salute.

Lady Jaye nodded. "Works for me. Deadpool to Spirit, I've got Strange." She slapped the cuffs on Strange who started to mutter, but Jaye quickly stuffed her handkerchief in his mouth.

Ledger chuckled as he took Clock King into custody. "Leave the big guy for the bear, eh, sergeant?" He teased just as Batman showed up. "You're just in time to help process these clowns, Bats. Oh stop glaring. That's an order, son, help us process these three. They're probably all bound for Arkham outside Gotham."

All Batman would be able to do, would be obey the Admiral.
 
Alina nodded.
"Oh okay, I just, do you think he was actually offering to free me?"

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Charles looked to Knightengale.
"I think you can handle our new friend, though let's treat her as a guest instead of a prisoner for now. I sense she has good intentions."
"Make sure to learn why and how Strange and his gang got into the school. As for Deadpool, It seems that he has some sort of connection to our Spiderfriend. So why don't you also question him separately to compare stories?"
 
Crystal shrugged. "Ya heard Mr. Logan. The bloke's dangerous... Erm... When he wants to be... Sounds like the Tasmanian devil, ya ask me. Actually sounds like a few Kiwis I know, too... Either way, he probably dint have yer best interest in mind. I were ya, I'd tell me ma all about it; she is a Joe after all."

Creature Crystal Brisbane means:
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Lady Jaye frowned, as Knightengale nodded. "On second thought, Spirit, you take Strange. You might go easy on Deadpool." Spirit raised a questioning eyebrow as Lady Jaye got in Deadpool's face and scowled with a growl, "He won't play mind games with me like we heard him trying with Logan, he knows what's good for him. I know the kind. Even Logan knows better to cross swords with me."

Logan nodded. "Ya might wanna be on your best behavior, and not joke around, Wade. Lady Jaye don't play games."

Spirit nodded and he and Ledger departed with Batman to question the villains, but not before Admiral Ledger got in one final jab at Deadpool. "Be nice for a change, J. Nice knowin' ya, son. You're about to be schooled."
 
Alina placed a finger on her lips as she thought "Tasmanian devil?" She questioned, using her phone to check and see an image.
"Oh it's cute," She said showing the image of the screaming animal.
"But he looked like a human to me, just his face was messed up. And since his arms got cut off how can he be dangerous?"

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Once the others left Deadpool looked to Lady Jaye.
"So Lady Jaye, think you could I got an itchy nose, can you give me a ... hand" He Joked.
 
Crystal grimaced. "That 'cute' critter is the most ferocious thing on the planet near as I can tell. It's carnivorous, luv, and had been known to take down a grown man. When it eats, it can devour every part of yer body. Bones and all. It'd take a herd of 'em, but ya never know..." She trailed off, purposely, pointing to the image. "Read the whole story about yer cute critter afore passin' judgement. Take another squizz at them teeth. 'Member how cute that Deadpool bloke seemed? Factor in Mr. Logan's warning, an' whut ya jus' perused about the Tasmanian devil. Mr. Logan's warnin's alway be ridgy-didge, oath."

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Lady Jaye just yanked the rope holding the armless Deadpool. "I've got sharp teeth. You sure you want ME to scratch your nose for you?" She then lunged, mouth open, before clamping down on air, in his face, again. "GRAWLMMPPHH!" It should be noted Lady Jaye had garlic pepperoni, onion, feta cheese, and jalapenos on her calzone. Her breath wasn't exactly pleasant. "Stop with the games, Mister. Let's talk about why the hell you were here. How's THAT for a fun game?" She would take him to a classroom, throw him seated in a chair at a desk, tied him up to it, and grabbed another chair, while simultaneously keeping an eye on him, before she sat across from him. "Who sent you? I want both questions answered plainly, is that clear?" She barked like a drill sergeant, which she could easily be.

Meanwhile, Knightengale led Spidergirl to the counselor's office, "I don't think Brinker will mind us using her office. It's her day off." She motioned for the girl to sit at the chair, while the archer herself, leaned against the desk. It was clear that the sparsely decorated office belonged to the police counselor, as degrees and accomodations lined her wall, and a copy of her badge was on a cluttered desk (holding the play badge seemed to calm Harley down during her sessions) that had a big desk calendar with circled dates, and in big print: METROPOLIS POLICE DEPARTMENT (upside down to Spidergirl) "Start at the beginning from when you first saw the guy in the red costume."
 
Alina paused as she once again attempted to translate in her mind.
"But wait, the red man was not that animal, why would anyone think that man is cute? are you saying he can eat all of a person? And Logan said he could be dangerous, but I will be fine I doubt he can hurt me."

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"Oh Lady! is that a garlic pepperoni, onion, feta cheese, and jalapeno calzone from Joes?! I love their calzones! Oh and you can scratch whatever you want, maybe you and my main man logan can team up, he has got some nasty claws too" He Joked.
"I don't know who sent me, they sent me half the cash with the instructions, saying I get the other half after. Of course, that isn't my plan." He answered sounding a bit more serious.

Spidergirl took the seat offered and took a breath.
"Yeah, okay, so I was patrolling the city, and saw him at food, cart, I got closer because, well, look at him... he is armed to the teeth. I was about to leave as it seemed he was just eating something when he called out at me, telling me I had better not follow him 'cause he was definitely not going to commit any crimes. Then he ran here." She claimed.
 
Crystal rolled her eyes. "Crikey. Not quite the point, luv. Let's lose the adjective cute fer a mo, aye? Now, yer only left with animal. I'm of the mind we're better than animals cuz we can think, act, make choices, and like that, and animals only go by instinct. But, even that critter is sure to have limits, aye? Yet it's considered the most dangerous on the whole planet. Dijew read about it yet on yer phone? When ya do an' ya factor in the warnin' Mr. Logan gave us about that Wade character... A li'l light should dawn. Then we'll continue to go meet Miss Molly, yer English teacher."
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Knightengale tapped a forefinger against the side of her cheek. "And of course, being an aspiring Joe, you just had to follow, knowing how a lot of lesser known Joes are patrolling here, due to recent events. Lois Lane somehow got wind of the helicopter crash. Joe activity at a school for superheroes your age is sure to raise questions. You were hoping to capture him here and win some brownie points with the brass already here?"
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Lady Jaye was unamused. "If you must know, Marconi's Pizzeria specializes in build your own calzones and pizzas. I prefer them to Joe's. You still have those instructions? Where are they?" She leaned over and growled menacingly, "And so help me if you ATE them..." She cleared her throat. "You can just say what they were."
 
Alina listened to her and tilted her head, seeming to be getting better at understanding her.
"Oh! I did read a little, actually that there are some animals that can think and solve things critically." She looked at her phone and showed an image of some blackbirds.
"Like the Crow and the Raven, they can solve complex puzzles, form relationships and opinions, pass information onto others, it's pretty neat."

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"What? n-no! I don't want to be any Joe! I just didn't want anyone to get hurt. I wasn't even super aware of what this place was, to be honest. I am from New York and don't know the area too well." She explained.

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"Well yeah, I didn't bring the paper with me, but it basically said, free this girl from the confines here, and that was it." He told her.
 
Crystal chuckled. And then with a decidedly Australian accent as if Crocodile Dundee voiced the little grey mouse, waved her wrist about before putting that arm straight up, "Touché, pussycat!" She then made it clear as to whom was touchéd. "That's what ya'd say t' me, luv, as ya just taught this ol' dingo a new trick!" She grinned with a wink. They would then head to the classroom, where Molly was going over her planned lesson. "G'day Miss Molly, we're doin' a meet th' teachers routine. Got time?"

Molly waved them in. "Sheila. You, uh, got "lasso"ed into a senior's duty, eh? Who've we got here?"

Crystal cleared her throat, "Whatever ya do, luv, don't correct her. As far as SHE knows, yeh I'm showin' ya around. Think o' Ivy an' remember how skittish she got."
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"My mistake." Knightengale shrugged. "So you're like a lot of the other costumed heroes. You're allowed certain free reign as long as it's for a good cause. I can check with the mayor who will verify you're on loan from New York, then? I'm surprised you didn't know about Super Hero High. By all rights you should have been transferred from New York to here already. A lot of other junior heroes from the area, including Ms. Marvel are." She pushed away from leaning on the desk. "Basically, you were trying to keep his nose clean for him... Which didn't turn out so well, although you both were caught. If it was up to me, you'd have your rear end and wrists swatted and sent on your way. We have to verify this with Lady Jaye, however, and depending on HER information, you may find yourself back in front of Charles as a prospective student and a note sent to your folks with a GI Joe letterhead. Sorry. My hands are legally tied." She motioned for the door. "Youth first..."
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Lady Jaye developed a tic. "I'm thinking a one way ticket to Arkham Asylum is in order here... For YOU... unless you know exactly where that paper is, because where I sit, Mr. Deadpool? Spidergirl has a better chance of getting out of this relatively unscathed as compared to you."
 
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