Superpowers Gone Awry

[Lord David Booyah]

Zamboni usually breaks down due to high speeds.

Sonic disc creation and manipulation

 

[Revnarh]

They are so fast that they phase through everything without doing anything else and you can only control one at a time.

Sonic scream

 

[Cilan]

When you scream you get food from Sonic.

The legendary pimp fist.

 

[ZeroSic]

Your fist is now a pimp. That's gotta be uncomfortable for all parties involved...

(This is kind of a superpower I guess?) Having my own Hyperbolic Time Chamber

 

[Lord David Booyah]

The effect is reversed, however.
Fireproof. Ears.

 

[Revnarh]

The rest of your body is highly vulnerable to heat and you live in a world with a tropic climate.

The ability to freeze the water in the air like Frozone from The Incredibles.

 

[ZeroSic]

You can only freeze the water vapor directly in contact with your skin.

Strechy-powers like Mr.Fantastic or Elastigirl.

 

[Cupshamuffin]

You can only stretch your skin, not your bones, muscles or organs.

Invisibility!

 

[ZeroSic]

Going to steal this one from HG Wells.
You are completely invisible but your clothes are not. Also you can't turn invisibility off. Enjoy being naked in the cold.

The Infinity Gauntlet with all stones. (Also going to add this bit because saying "It's for a different universe" is too easy) The Infinity Gauntlet works in the universe I am in. Alternatively, if it sends me to a different universe, then the Gauntlet is for that universe instead. Basically it's a functioning Infinity Gauntlet with all stones.

 

[Revnarh]

You can only use it for minor things like doing your chores once per month.

The ability to make everything I draw become real!

 

[Iridescence]

You can only draw stick figures.

The ability to talk to animals.

 

[Revnarh]

You can only talk to them after becoming their mate.

The ability to transform into animals

 

[ZeroSic]

You can't turn back.

Not needing to breathe to stay alive.

 

[Revnarh]

You're the first known human who can survive in space, but now you can't enter planets anymore and have to drift around in the endless void.

Invincibility!

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Invincible ears.

Snot Rockets {that explode}

 

[ZeroSic]

They explode while inside your nose.

Mind Control

 

[Revnarh]

You can control people for the fraction of a second once per week.

Super jumping

 

[ZeroSic]

You have super jumping... too bad you don't have super landing.

On the topic of landing, being able to fall or jump from any height and sustain no damage or injury at all.

 

[Iridescence]

The next injury you sustain, no matter how minor, is imbued with the pain and severity that you would have otherwise experienced after jumping/falling from any height.

The ability to create life at the snap of your fingers.

 

[Revnarh]

You lose your fingers and therefore can't snap anymore.

Super foresight

 

[eloquentsin]

But only when people will have a bowel movement.

Telekinesis

 

[Pazzo]

But only after you eat a currant roll

Laser Eyes

 

[Aviatrix]

Your eyes now work like laser pointers so everyone knows where you are staring.

Invisibility

 

[Megara23]

But only if you are completely naked, even one cotton spore will make you visible

Siren Song ability

 

[Darklaz]

You can only charm ambulance sirens.


Perfect charisma