Superpowers Gone Awry

[Revnarh]

You now have to live under water since you can't breath air on land any longer.

X-ray vision

 

[Yoga Princess]

Your grandparents just came to visit and you can't turn off your x-ray vision.

I've become a shape shifter

 

[Revnarh]

You can shapeshift into a gold fish, but then forget who you are and never change back.

Pain absorption

 

[Elixir]

The pain you absorb is distributed to your loved ones tenfold.

Time control.

 

[Revnarh]

You can slow down or stop only yourself, but will age normally while using your powers.

Healing powers (like Mercy)

 

[Iridescence]

You take on any injuries or illnesses from those you heal.

Telekinesis

 

[Revnarh]

You can only lift one very light object at once and only close to you.

Seismic manipulation

 

[Iridescence]

You split the Earth in half and kill us all. Nice going!

Transmutation (the ability to change the physical form or composition of objects)

 

[Revnarh]

You can now turn gold, diamonds and other precious metals into tiny pebbles.

Hypnosis

 

[Iridescence]

You accidentally hypnotize yourself with your own reflection, losing both your identity and your power in the process.

Hyper Intelligence.

 

[Revnarh]

You can only use your intelligence during a soloar eclipse.

Electronic manipulation

 

[Iridescence]

You now know how to successfully program a VCR.

Super Strength.

 

[ZeroSic]

This looks fun.

You can't control your super strength so you end up destroying everything.

Video Game Healing: Eat stuff and take naps to recover from even mortal wounds and cure terminal illnesses by going to the religious institution of your choice.

 

[Revnarh]

You suffer from insomnia while consuming food only heals tiny scratches and you always forget that going to the church can heal you which you never do since you're agnostic.

Teleportation

 

[Iridescence]

Your clothes can never teleport with you, so you always arrive at your destination naked.

Weather Manipulation.

 

[Aviatrix]

You can make a raincloud form inches above your head.

Super Speed

 

[ZeroSic]

You can run fast but you can't react fast enough. So you end up running to walls and buildings all the time.

Double Jumping.

 

[EskimoKiss]

To activate the power you must scream 'I'm a powderpuff girl made of all things sweet, spicy and everything nice'

The power to turn back time

 

[ZeroSic]

That... Really doesn't sound so bad. Especially any guys that might laugh at that wouldn't laugh when I jump in mid-air and cross a wall that's taller than I am.

You can turn back time but not how fast it goes back and you age normally. So if you want to time back by 5 minutes, you'll have to relive those five minutes in real time in reverse.

Being able to fly using large raven wings.

 

[voodooprince]

Only when the wings are plucked of all feathers.

Hyper Intelligence

 

[LadySenes]

Only when it comes to making Smoothies.

Cupid, power to make any two people fall in love instantly.

 

[Revnarh]

You always miss, making people who you didn't want to hit develop new fetishes after falling in love with an animal or an object.

Super stamina

 

[Aviatrix]

You have the ability to jog in place or do jumping jacks indefinitely.

The ability to catch anything thrown at me/Hyper reflexes

 

[voodooprince]

Only while you hold your breath

Water breathing

 

[BurningDaisies]

But you're deathly allergic to normal air and trapped in a small pond.

The power to walk through walls.