Superpowers Gone Awry

[Revnarh]

You can only walk through walls that are entirely made out of wood, any other material in them causes you to get stuck.

Foresight

 

[LadySenes]

But only from 2am to 4am (subjected to region).

The power to conjure any food I desire.

 

[Magatama_Slave]

But it's already rotting.


Ability to fit into any small space.

 

[LadySenes]

When in said small space, you will glow with such intensity that it will eventually cause whatever you are in to start melting.

Ability to move five minutes into the past.

 

[ZeroSic]

You can only do it once.

Not needing air, sleep, food or water to stay alive.

 

[Revnarh]

You can turn into an unmoving statue and watch everything around you without being able to interact.

Reading minds

 

[ZeroSic]

You can't control it and end up reading minds every time all the time and knowing all sorts of messed up things you never needed or wanted to know.

Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[BootyBimbo]

You can't control it and end up reading minds every time all the time and knowing all sorts of messed up things you never needed or wanted to know.

Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cumming is the only way to increase your Ki/Chi – the life force needed to perform it.

The ability to be constantly lucky.

 

[Revnarh]

You keep finding small, useful things that only you would want to have.

Matter manipulation

 

[Engagers7]

You can only manipulate them for half a second before having to take a minute break

Pheromone ejection.

 

[Revnarh]

You can now attract animals of the same sex, but they want to mate with you.

Sixth sense

 

[ZeroSic]

Every morning you get a weird feeling if something bad is going to happen that day.

However, the "something bad" might be anything as minor as feeling like you need to sneeze but not being able to sneeze (you know what I'm talking about)
to something as bad as dying horribly. You have no idea what the "something bad" might actually be before it happens. So the 6th sense is pretty useless.

 

[Revnarh]

You forgot to pick a super power!

 

[Engagers7]

I might as well start it again then XD

Infinite Sexual stamina.

 

[Aviatrix]

You can only get an erection when you are alone!

Psychic Powers

 

[TheCorsair]

The only psychic power you get is clairgustance (tasting at a distance).

Weather control

 

[Revnarh]

You can move clouds, but only on windy days

Atomic shrinking

 

[Engagers7]

You can only shrink microscopic things

Additional arms.

 

[ZeroSic]

You can't control the additional arms.

You forgot to pick a super power!

Ah you're right. My bad.

Superpower: Long Distance Teleportation

 

[Engagers7]

The only teleportation spots are too dangerous to use.

Night vision!

 

[ZeroSic]

You can't see clearly in bright light.

Being able to transform one form of energy to another at will.

 

[Revnarh]

You can change heat/fire into sparks and electricity into tiny embers.

Luminokinesis

 

[TheCorsair]

You can only move Lumino lighting products.

Wall-crawling.

 

[Aviatrix]

You can crawl on walls like a baby but can't walk anymore

Mental Projection

 

[Engagers7]

You can only project atome sized objects

Godly charm.