Superpowers Gone Awry

[Aviatrix]

You can only charm the person in the mirror

Shape Shifting like Mystique

 

[Revnarh]

You don't know that you can do it only once and will stay that way after changing your appearance.

Talking with animals

 

[P DeRudio]

Talking with animals and finding they have nothing to say.

Playing three saxophones at once.

 

[DevilsDelight]

You can only play Hillary Duff's 'so yesterday' and its always slightly off key.

Regeneration, particularly Regenerative abilities that could regrow limbs (like deadpool)

 

[P DeRudio]

But it's always a circus zebra's left hind leg.

You can instantly assume the identity of any English butler in London.

 

[Xanaphia]

Everyone you serve dies in a hideous murder and, by virtue of being the butler, you are always the first suspect.

Rewinding time. (Like in Prince of Persia)

 

[P DeRudio]

The rewind button is stuck on Fast Rewind - Ludicrous Speed and you usually wind up in the Stone Age, chased by Cave Jackals.

Knows where to find all the best MacGuffins.

 

[Revnarh]

You always know where the MacGuffins are, but can't get them.

Shadow manipulation

 

[P DeRudio]

The shadows, no matter how impressive, frightening or deformed are paisley and sing selections from My Fair Lady.

Mind controls traffic signals.

 

[ZeroSic]

You must stand on the middle of the road to mind control the signals.

EDIT: Forgot powers again.
Awesome fighting/Ninja skills.

 

[Revnarh]

You can use them only when you're alone and when nobody, not even cameras, is watching you.

Invisibility

 

[P DeRudio]

Invisible people smell like skunks and cast paisley shadows.


Knows the plot of Star Wars Episode IX

 

[Aviatrix]

You know the plot but the movie gets canceled so you never get to watch it

Perfect Eyesight

 

[NinjaGirl]

But can’t read.

Has x ray vision

 

[Revnarh]

You can see through paper, but not not skin.

Heat ray like Superman

 

[NinjaGirl]

Heats up loins and nothing else

Ice breath

 

[P DeRudio]

Already lives in the antarctic.

Can determine the exact secret formula for Coke, Pepsi, KFC chicken, etc. just by one taste.

 

[Revnarh]

You can't reveal those secret5 formulas and always miss the most important ingredient when you try to recreate them.

Immortality

 

[ZeroSic]

You can't die even from old age but you suffer the effects of it like wrinkles, weak bones and other ailments.

Being able to hook myself up to technology and use them like I can use my limbs.

 

[Revnarh]

You can only hook yourself up to steampunk technology made out of bread instead metal.

Invincibility

 

[NinjaGirl]

But can only move at snail speed

Shadow clones

 

[ZeroSic]

The shadow clones are literally shadows. You now have more than one shadow.

Being able to fall from any height without taking any fall damage.

 

[P DeRudio]

You live on a planet with almost no gravity.

Can dance with wolves.

 

[Revnarh]

You can only do very slow dances.

Boosted plant growth

 

[P DeRudio]

Mutation rates triple, plants soon grow wings and fly away.

Is the best Zamboni drift racer in the world.