Superpowers Gone Awry

[Darklaz]

It electrocuted you every time you get wet. OUCH!

X-ray vision

 

[Pazzo]

that only allows you to see though glass

infrared vision

 

[Darklaz]

Lol. Useless.

But cancels out all other sight

Able to cure cancer

 

[Revnarh]

You can cure any form of cancer only once by absorbing it into your own body.

Super inteligence and wisdom

 

[Darklaz]

(I would have even done that if I could have)

Only about useless and obscure trivia facts

perfect eyesight and memory

 

[Pazzo]

Only when it pertains to postage stamps

(Which would actually be awesome.)

Perfect aim with any weapon

 

[Darklaz]

But you can only hit mosquitoes

(which would still be a good thing)

Always able to find money

 

[Pazzo]

But its only coins, and in the couch.

Always able to find the TV Remote!!!!!!!

 

[Darklaz]

But the batteries are always dead.

Never lose signal on phone

 

[Pazzo]

But only when the teperature outside is 120+

Immunity to electricity

 

[Revnarh]

But you're very weak to temperatures even when it's only slightly chilly or warm.

Weather manipulation

 

[Darklaz]

But only in the Triangle

Lycanthropy

 

[Pazzo]

You are a were hamster!!!!

Vampirism

 

[Darklaz]

ROFLMAO!

But you can only drink mammoth blood

Make certain TV series characters real

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

Only works on cheesy 70's era cop shows, and guys.

Divinity.

 

[Darklaz]

You now are the supreme deity of a small uninhabited island
(mwahaha)

angel wings and flight

 

[Pazzo]

But you have to be Lucifer

Bulletproof Skin

 

[Darklaz]

Only from the inside

Perfect biblical recall

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

Perfect, but you now have a hardcore fetish for alter boys.

AquaKensisis

 

[Darklaz]

Would rather have one for Integra.

But you can only move enough to fill a gallon pitcher

Instant game expertise

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

Only for Tetris.......which now makes you want to reorganize your living room.



Instant Transmission

 

[Pazzo]

You can only transmit the flu.

Editic Memory!

 

[Revnarh]

You have amnesia

Super pheromones

 

[Darklaz]

Now you attract ALL females, even your mom and sister.

Never overheat in Summer

 

[Pazzo]

So long as you are in a house with central air

Super Speed!