Superpowers Gone Awry

[Jessica4HotRP]

Only when you are smoking cigarettes.


The ability to shoot mind bullets

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

Brings a whole new meaning to "Fastest Man alive", a two pump chump would last days compared to you.

Telekinesis

 

[Revnarh]

You can make small objects move an inch per day.

Super sight

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

That you can't control, turning on and off randomly.

The power of flight

 

[Revnarh]

You're as fast as a sparrow and can only fly 100 feet high.

Damage reflection

 

[Pazzo]

But only if you wear mirrors all over your person.

an MG42 that Never overheats or runs out of ammo.

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

It also never shuts off...and is glued to your hand, which is super impractical.


Immortality

 

[Revnarh]

You stop aging, but can still die from things like being shot or drowning.

Energy creation (like a dynamo)

 

[Candy]

Nothing more than a small static spark when you touch someone. But it happens every time you make contact with someone, giving them a mild electric zap that feels like nothing more than a tiny pin-prick, which makes it more annoying than anything else.


Shape-shifting.

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

Which would be so great, if the only two things you could shape yourself into wasn't a brick or an old man's cane.


Telepathy

 

[Revnarh]

You can now talk to beings from other planets that are light years away from Earth, but are unable to understand each other.

Super stamina in bed

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

Too bad it only works when you are alone in bed.


The ability the time travel.

 

[bodman54]

Have fun traveling 5 minutes into the past once a week

Unbreakable bones

 

[Jessica4HotRP]

(Just enough time to win the powerball).....anyway...good luck getting that lung transplant, brain surgery, or any other multiple things that need to crack bone open.


The ability to breath underwater.

 

[Pazzo]

But only because you have ghastly, disfiguring gills on the sides of your neck, behind your ears, and along your ribs.
....which, is actually kind of cool. Anyone remember Piccolo from Sea Quest DSV?

Ability to use any weapon you pick up effectively

 

[Aviatrix]

But only if you pick it up with your teeth, making it hard to do much but swing things around.

The ability to see in all directions

 

[Revnarh]

Only at night when it's pitch black while you're not wearing any items that allow you to see in the dark and there are no lights near you.

The ability to read the future of random people around me.

 

[transformtionqueenerzila]

but only old or sick people going to die

 

[Lord David Booyah]

You forgot a superpower, I’m afraid.

Immunity to burns.

 

[Darklaz]

But only major ones, like 2nd or 3rd degree.

Ability to appear or disappear anywhere you wish.

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

Have to be naked for it to work, or have to be ignored. Skills with any weapon you pick up, real or fictional.

 

[Darklaz]

But they only work properly on alternate Leap Days.

Ability to manipulate Time

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

It only works for a couple of seconds at a time. Able to copy any skills of someone within 10 feet of you for 1 day.

 

[Darklaz]

You are unable to choose either the person , the skill, or the day.

Ability to control dimensional portals

 

[Revnarh]

They are always one-way portals to dangerous places and you won't be able to revisit the same place again for an entire month.

Energy manipulation