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Superpowers Gone Awry

Sorry, my internet lagged/fucked up and said it didn't post.

Hm, downside for conjuring and controlling the dead... You are constantly around puss filled partially decayed flesh bags. That's a level of stank that just doesn't wash off. Worse yet, you can raise them, but they still decay, so yeah good luck with an undead army...

You can conjure, control, and are immune to fire.
 
You are now a 12 foot tall being of fire and magma and death.... Hope you remembered to scorch guard your computer chair, and apartment.... Oh wait.....

A special second eyelid that lets me see well underwater well.
 
You can still drown and are susceptible to depth pressure

Able to control all elements (ultimate elemental yourself)
 
When you grow, your bones become brittle like glass and when you shrink you're too dense to move yourself.

The power of intangibility.
 
But only shows that have gone to syndication and reruns.

You are able to use any power or combination of powers you can imagine
 
But the more impressive the powers, the shittier the universe becomes. You want to be a super badass, you end up in like Marvel Zombies, or Worm. Good luck.

You can control the size of your penis ((Or breasts)) from small to large.
 
But the more you change the appendage, the more your IQ is reduced- proportionately.

Able to create your own alternate universe
 
With each shift, you lose more of the human you started as.

Alchemical transmutation
 
With each healing you do for someone else, YOU get sicker and can't heal yourself

Inter-dimensional portals
 
Thus the Crypt Keeper was born lol.

Lol, don't fuck with portals.... Seriously, Doom, Portal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has fucking with portals ever gone well? Ok, let's do this.

All your portals lead to a version of hell. You've got your Doom Hell, your Constantine Hell, your Teletubbies on repeat constantly all the time day and night Hell, etc.

Hm, waterbenderesk powers
 
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However every time you prevent a death, someone you know dies and it cannot be prevented.

You can give commands that anyone must listen too.
 
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