I actually have a far more crippling problem that affects my ability to participate in the roleplay, moreso than my deck apparently being awful and my internet being criminally underwhelming and overpriced.
I'm pretty sure the U.S. has laws against monopolies. Then again, nobody could fault them for throwing their weight around when they're the only service on one side of a small, small town. Not a traditional monopoly when you're thinking big business and law, but... Well, when there are 2000 bucks in back taxes on your property and your income is shotty at best-It can really feel like the problem is that big when the customer service agent said that moving would likely be my best option if my goal was another internet service.