FoxWriter
Cluster
- Joined
- Jan 20, 2011
- Location
- in the realm of lust and seduction
"YOU SUGGESTED WHAT!?" Clint yelled at her, since Tony was out of the room it was okay to yell. Tony never said anything, but Clint knew that yelling of any kind really upset Tony. "....i am going to kill you." Clint warned. he was extremely protective over Stephanie. she was like the little sister he'd always wanted. Natasha was his big sister of course but he'd always wanted a little sister and now that he had one he was a little overprotective. fortunately most everyone thought it was cute and he was careful not to annoy Stephanie with it so it worked. it was a good thing Ton was well out of earshot while he watched them on the security cameras or they would have heard him laughing his ass off. "...i am going to make you suffer." Phil decided. "yes. maybe i'll make you handle all of Tony's paperwork?" he mused. that was more than punishment enough because when Tony actually did his paperwork his dyslexia was blatantly obvious and trying to sort through the terrible handwriting, bad spelling and backwards letter was almost an exercise in futility. no one in the tower actually knew, but Fury, Phil and Maria who handled his paperwork personally certainly knew. as did Pepper of course. it was why they didn't press him as hard for the paperwork as they id the others. because it took Tony five times as long, and he always did fill it out, eventually, it was just so much harder for him. so Maria was in for a hell of a time. Tony made a mental note to make sure Jarvis helped her.
he snorted. "i think she mistook me for someone who didn't have to sit with celebrities nearly all the time." he admitted with a chuckle and a shake of his head. "i know how to..." here he wiggled his eyebrows at her. "comport myself." he admitted with an impish grin. "that's fine." he agreed, smiling at her before he stared at her, his eyes wide, just staring at her because, well, there was no way she just said what he thought she said. there was no way, right? "....uh...." he paused again and then snorted, covering his nose and mouth with a hand while his shoulders shook because he couldn't help but laugh at that. how. how had she kept that sort of attitude and mouth hidden?! "okay. okay, see, he'd told me you weren't as sweet as people thought you where but i don't think just how much that was true." he admitted with another laugh before he grinned impishly at her. "yeah, Tones said you watched What's your Number last night." he admitted with a snigger. "relax. it's cool." he promised with a smile. "if you want strings free sex with someone you know you can trust then i'll happily be that guy for you." he promised.
"i gotta warn you though, i won't be exclusive. matter of fact, i can't." he admitted. "because of the way my super powers work, my libido is extremely hot. i need to have sex, at minimum, every day or i start burning up." he admitted. "and if i have sex with the same person too many times? yeah they tend to start getting burns even without me activating my powers. Reed says it's because my molecular structure starts trying to alter their s or something." he admitted. "i can sleep with one person every day, so long as i sleep with someone else in-between so my genetic structure doesn't latch onto someone elses." he admitted. "so i can mostly have sex with you as much as i want, i just have to make sure i sleep with someone else every once and a while too." he admitted. "if that makes any sense at all." way too laid back. way, way too laid back. he wasn't even questioning it, he just accepted her request and explained, point blank, why he couldn't be exclusive.
he snorted. "i think she mistook me for someone who didn't have to sit with celebrities nearly all the time." he admitted with a chuckle and a shake of his head. "i know how to..." here he wiggled his eyebrows at her. "comport myself." he admitted with an impish grin. "that's fine." he agreed, smiling at her before he stared at her, his eyes wide, just staring at her because, well, there was no way she just said what he thought she said. there was no way, right? "....uh...." he paused again and then snorted, covering his nose and mouth with a hand while his shoulders shook because he couldn't help but laugh at that. how. how had she kept that sort of attitude and mouth hidden?! "okay. okay, see, he'd told me you weren't as sweet as people thought you where but i don't think just how much that was true." he admitted with another laugh before he grinned impishly at her. "yeah, Tones said you watched What's your Number last night." he admitted with a snigger. "relax. it's cool." he promised with a smile. "if you want strings free sex with someone you know you can trust then i'll happily be that guy for you." he promised.
"i gotta warn you though, i won't be exclusive. matter of fact, i can't." he admitted. "because of the way my super powers work, my libido is extremely hot. i need to have sex, at minimum, every day or i start burning up." he admitted. "and if i have sex with the same person too many times? yeah they tend to start getting burns even without me activating my powers. Reed says it's because my molecular structure starts trying to alter their s or something." he admitted. "i can sleep with one person every day, so long as i sleep with someone else in-between so my genetic structure doesn't latch onto someone elses." he admitted. "so i can mostly have sex with you as much as i want, i just have to make sure i sleep with someone else every once and a while too." he admitted. "if that makes any sense at all." way too laid back. way, way too laid back. he wasn't even questioning it, he just accepted her request and explained, point blank, why he couldn't be exclusive.