You Might Be A Pervert If...

[SanguinisTorment]

The word "come" in every day conversation makes you think dirty things.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Lunatic-Eris]

The texture of yogurt makes you think of cum.
You might be a pervert if...

 

[Gashnaw]

you make game like this to see how many of them refer to you

you might be a pervert if...

 

[Datenshi]

... the first thing you want to buy at age 18 is a sex toy.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[missingsin]

...you want to use said sex toy on your sexy Math teacher.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[jackofalltrades]

If this whole thread gets you off

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Nyarly]

Everytime you watch a porn movie, you laugh at these "amateurs".

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Oceansnight]

If you no longer think you have fetishes, just everyday sex.

You Might Be A Pervert If...

 

[Bee]

No matter the sentence you can find a way to turn it into innuendo,

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You look HARD in the mirror when you pass a lady jogger to gauge her jiggle....

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Feral.Desires]

...your autocorrect learned that "dom" should be "Dom".

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

you get horny while walking down the fresh fruit and vegetable isle at your local supermarket!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... you get horny staring at your partner's avatar!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

...you derive great pleasure in knowing your avatar is making someone horny!!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... you get K-Y all over your electric toothbrush by using it as a vibrator!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

You actually use the SAME toothbrush for both your teeth and your CENSORED!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Nyarly]

You think that you caught a disease when your cock becomes flaccid.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Feral.Desires]

... you no longer look at chocolate syrup as just a 'condiment'.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... you leer at the register girl when you buy whipped cream.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

the repair man finds your anal beads in the dishwasher! Bwahhahah!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... you see a woman climbing a wrought-iron staircase and you angle for the best view.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Bronwyn]

your browser history on your computer is full of porn sites?

 

[XXtraPrince]

* They're training videos ! *

You might be a cheap pervert if... you cut up surgical gloves to save money on rubbers!

You might be a pervert if...

 

[DarthMarrek]

... You start seeing 85% of the jokes on cartoon network as sexual references.

You might he a loving pervert if...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... You imagine every woman you see bent over a rain barrel.

You might be a pervert if...