jamie_winchester
Cluster
- Joined
- Nov 30, 2010
“True. Though if he tries to convince you to do sexy science, you might want to run. Otherwise you’re going to figure out just how long you and james can keep it up and fuck tony in the name of science.”Pepper teased just to see him blush before nodding, snickering. “It does. But during his ‘I’m dying and going out with a bang’ phase, he didn’t put the system on right, I mean you do have to get the right body parts in the right portion of the suit, and pissed all over himself when he was drunk. It was quite amusing watching him clean up after that.”Pepper snorted, because that was something only her and tony had known before now. “Not everything. And natasha’s a super spy, I’m good, but she sometimes notices things I didn’t.”she shrugged, before frowning. “He didn’t...tell you?”Pepper looked startled, flinching herself. “I’m sorry Steve, he said he told you, I mean, I’m used to him lying about things but I assumed he...”She sighed shaking her head a little. “You were doing a good thing, trying to protect him. You couldn’t have counted on Howard’s twisted pride and need to show off.”She bit her lip, wondering if it would be worse to tell him or not. “He’s known since he was 7, old enough to understand what he was looking at. Howard took....pride in showing off the collections. I mean, I don’t know everything that was in those bunkers, he wouldn’t tell me, but I know he wakes up screaming sometimes, from thinking he’s turning into howard.”Pepper sighed sadly before offering a sad smile. “No, if he knew that, we would have been hearing him howl over it from miles away. There’d be a burning charred hole in the bastard’s gravestone at the very least.”