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Daddy why is mommy...

Bad combination of watching Game of Thrones and reading Don Quixote.

Daddy, why is Mommy gardening naked outside?
 
because he will stretch them. She let's him wear hers.

Daddy, what is that buzzing noise coming from Mummy's bedroom ?
 
Because she is cooking a nice meal for my boss and his wife.

Daddy why is mummy kneeling down in front of Mr Roberts in his garden?
 
She's checking for greenfly, darling.

Daddy, why was mommy screaming 'take me, take me' in the middle of the night?
 
No, darling, she was asking me to heat her because she was feeling cold.

Daddy, why did Mommy ask you to play with her pussy when we don't have a cat?
 
Because we've been keeping a cat in the room but it ran away this morning.

Daddy, why does mommy have her hand in her pants?
 
Because that's where daddy keeps his lie detector on who he thinks is the prettiest lady.

Daddy, why can't I try the special cream like mommy?
 
You can try some when you are older honey.

Daddy, Why was mommy touching me in weird places last night?
 
Because she thought you might be sick and that is how adults check.

Daddy, why wont mommy let me wrestle with you two at night?
 
Because I like to suck more than she does.

Daddy, why does mommy keep attempting to disprove the laws of thermodynamics?
 
Because mommy is a flatearther and we don't talk about her hobbies.

Daddy, why is mommy always calling you daddy?
 
Because that is what everyone calls Daddy, is Daddy.

Daddy, why is mommy get to buy all the expensive toys and not share?
 
Because she had to go to work silly.

Daddy, why is mommy bringing groups into her room when your at work?
 
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