Daddy why is mommy...

[BeBop Nomad]

Because she's practicing her snake charmer magic trick

Daddy, why is mommy not cooking anymore?

 

[Anonyman]

Because she lost her hands in the war, please don't bring it up, it'll hurt her feelings.

Daddy, why is mommy drawing a pentagram on the floor and speaking in an ancient Druid language?

 

[CougarGirl]

Because she is rehearsing a play.

Daddy, why is mommy sniffing your underwear?

 

[ΛVΛ]

Because she is checking to see if Daddy had friends sitting on his lap. Don't worry about it, sweetie.

Daddy, why is Mommy getting undressed and talking to her only fans in front of her laptop?

 

[BikiniLovingM]

Because it pays the bills and we both know what she's like when she stops for the night. Speaking of which, you're going to bed a little early tonight. Mommy and Daddy have something important to do.

Daddy, why is Mommy shaving her legs?

 

[BeBop Nomad]

Because she wants the tattoos on her legs to be better seen

Daddy, why is mommy yelling so much?

 

[CougarGirl]

Your uncle is tickling her.

Mommy, why are the front of daddy's pants wet?

 

[BeBop Nomad]

Daddy used the leaky hose when he was watering the geraniums.

Daddy, why is mommy dressed like a French maid?

 

[CougarGirl]

She is auditioning for a part in a play.

Mommy, why is daddy dressed like a French maid?

 

[BeBop Nomad]

He's auditioning for the same part

Daddy, why is Mommy getting you a dog collar?

 

[Anonyman]

It's not for me, it's for your eighteenth birthday.

Daddy, why is mommy's head turning all the way around while she spits out green stuff?

 

[sub-brianna]

Because she is the best damn special effects artist in the business

Daddy, why is mommy all tied up?

 

[BikiniLovingM]

She won't stop buying "Live, Laugh, Love" signs.

Daddy, why are Mommy and her boss always going out to dinner?

 

[Pazzo]

Because dear, he's fucking her so I don't have to.

Daddy, why is mommy dressed like a teacher, but wearing a collar?

 

[John Jackson]

Because she needs to teach you something tonight son....

Daddy, why is mommy always screaming at God in the middle of the night?

 

[Ironic]

Because she plays too many damn games.

Daddy, why is mommy winking at you?

 

[DarkThemes]

Because it's Daddy's birthday and it's your bed time.

Daddy why is mummy cross with you??

 

[Megara23]

Because daddy is making her wear a buttplug all day

Daddy why is mummy your slave?

 

[kaoruKitten]

Because she knows her place.

Daddy, why is mommy always waiting anxiously for the delivery driver?

 

[comicwolf]

Because she is orders lots of packages to use

Mommy, why does daddy touch my leg when watching tv with me?

 

[Megara23]

HE WHAT!?

Mommy, Why are you wearing a ballgag?

 

[comicwolf]

(No one ever said if the person asking is male or female) but if it isn’t allowed tell me and i will remove it)

Because i like to practice breathing through my nose

Mommy, why do you and daddy go into the bathtub together?

 

[MaxMax]

Because we don't trust don't trust each other, and need to see how we wash as evidence!

Daddy, why does Mommy go to yoga classes every day?

 

[caravaggio]

To make the body more flexible for Brian, her teacher/porn actor.

Daddy, what's that weird phallus between mommy's legs?

 

[Megara23]

A vibrator to teach her not to talk back to me!

Daddy why can’t mummy pee standing up?