Daddy why is mommy...

[caravaggio]

Who said she can't?

Daddy, why does mommy have a black eye and she's putting a steak on top of it?

 

[Kitten]

Because raw meat is good for the skin!

Daddy, why does mommy hide what’s in the bottom drawer in mommy and daddy’s bedroom from me?

 

[caravaggio]

Because it's a deadly poison she's saving to use on a special day, to get rid of you.

Daddy, why are you so sad and all you talk about killing yourself all the time?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because life is cruel and unkind so we need to sometimes take matters in our own hands.

Daddy, why is Mommy reaching into your pants while I pretend to look away?

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

Because mommy is a thieving whore and she's trying to nick my wallet again to go buy blow and hookers.

Daddy, why is Mommy staring into fridge crying and laughing at the same time for the last hour?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because Daddy has severe brain damage and it's his way of coping.

Daddy, why is Mommy spending so much time with my sister alone with the door locked in private?

 

[Sweet-Fang]

Because mommy wants to teach her how to use her new specel toy mommy got for her.

Daddy, why dose mommy let your friends cuddle, kiss and touch her?

 

[Megara23]

Because Mommy has to do what Daddy says and Daddy likes to watch her with other women

Daddy why is mommy a giant bitch, that's what you called her last night?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because Mommy likes to sneak off and play pattycake with Daddy's boss at the most inopportune times.

Daddy, why is Mommy showing you what she has on underneath her apron?

 

[east]

Because that's where she hides special treats for daddy

Daddy why is mommy kissing Santa Cause?

 

[Glove]

Because Daddy forgot to put out the milk and cookies for him

Daddy why is Mommy yelling late at night in your room?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because Daddy gave Mommy plenty of things to scream about.

Daddy, why is Mommy so friendly with your boss whenever he comes over?

 

[vexxxacious]

Because Daddy can't work so well anymore.

Daddy, why is Mommy reading the local restaurants menus and then proceeding to order the exact same thing she had last week?

 

[Sweet Girl]

Because Mommy is always looking for something new, but the menus never change.

Daddy, why did I see mommy getting out of your boss's car?

 

[Megara23]

Wait what?!

Daddy why has mommy got a huge ass?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because she's emulating Nikki Minaj.

Daddy, why does Mommy also scream out our neighbor's name in the middle of the night?

 

[baeleaf]

Because she has some bad nightmares.

Daddy, why is mommy always at the "big girl store"?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Because Mommy needs big girl things. To fit her tiny girl parts, ironically enough.

Daddy, why is Mommy always snapping pics of her without clothes on?

 

[Vastroleplayer]

Because mommy always search for new customer.

Daddy why is mommy always limping after coming from Uncle John's house ?

 

[Sync]

Because Uncle John is terrible at billiards.


Daddy, why is mommy always wearing dresses you can almost see through?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Because she knows what daddy likes.

Daddy, why does mommy go to the bathroom so often?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Because mommy has a bad coke habit.

Daddy, why does mommy scream out at night?

 

[Captain caveman]

Because mummy has bad nightmares.

Daddy, why does mummy keep asking uncle Mike over when you are at work?

 

[Silver]

Because mommy likes to do a secret dance with him.

Daddy, why does mommy not wear underwear in public?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Because mommy doesn’t like to keep secrets.

Daddy, why does mommy have a tall metal pole in the basement?